The People's Strudel 

Penis

Term from "The Rock" of WWF wrestling. He calls himself "The People's Champ" and calls his penis "The People's Strudel"

"Do you want a taste of the People's Strudel?"

The People's Strudel by Jason Law June 26, 2006

Slye's Strudel 

A delicious breakfast pastry, covered in the surgery honeydew of nirvana and filled with the blissful tastes of everlasting pleasure.

Also: something you, yes, YOU, will never ever get.

You: O! Me WANTZ Slye's Strudel NOAWZ!!!

Slye, owner of Strudel: No, YOU NOES HAZ STRUDELZ!!!

Slye's Strudel by Slye Scourge August 24, 2008

90'S Toaster Strudel 

The act of ejaculating into a VCR, inserting a VHS tape, and watching a full length feature film. Can only be done if the person who ejects the tape is unawares. Watching an entire film allows for the tape, and subsequently the ejaculate, to heat up. After the film ends the unsuspecting victim ejects the tape to reveal luke-warm frothy ejaculate on top of the tape and man-goo stretching from the VCR to the back of the tape as they pull it out. The goal however, is to have the victim pull out the tape to reveal a beautiful zig-zag jizz pattern on top of it. But much like with real toaster strudels the victim just gets the jizz all over their hands. No matter how hard you try to make it look like the commercials you always fuck it up. Common practice among Boomers.

Mark: Hey Kar...Karen! Let's watch Jurassic Park tonight.
Karen: Okay sweetie!
FILM ENDS
Mark: Hey Kar can you eject the tape my c6 and c7 are giving me trouble again tonight.
Karen: Sure honey.
Karen ejects the tape and gasps. The tape and her hands are now covered in Mark's jizz.
Karen: Oh Mark! Did you just 90's Toaster Strudel me! Oh not again sweety!

90'S Toaster Strudel by bromatoesoup April 5, 2020

strudel sauce 

The sauce that is drizzled over a studel or other scrumptuous pastries.

I drizzled my strudel sauce all over her muffin.

strudel sauce by Joe May 9, 2008

Toaster Strudel Slap 

When cum on a girls ass and slap her on the ass saying “good game”

I was drunk and totally toaster strudel slapped this girl last night

Toaster Strudel Slap by Toasterstrudels July 25, 2020

Strudel Schmidt 

A type of layered pastry which is very risky to eat, it can either be amazing if you are lucky- its with a delicious nutella filling but in most cases its filled with dog shit..

We played truth or dare last night, that Ben dude was dared to try a freshly baked Strudel Schmidt...puked his heart out after that poor bastard.

Strudel Schmidt by OGloc January 29, 2019

rusty strudel 

A person with ginger colored pubes.

Girl: I liked him before I found out he was rusty strudel.

rusty strudel by bigpeep113 December 17, 2016