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slam-pig 

A highly unattractive or repulsive female who you would only have sex with if highly intoxicated or high off a particular drug.
Tim was so drunk last night he they had sex with the fattest slam-pig at the party.

Tom drank so many cosmopolitans that he began sucking face with the 400 pound slam-pig at the bar.
slam-pig by Mark December 9, 2004

slam-pig 

A female with a healthy sexual appetite, A whore, A slut.
That slam pig gave VD to every guy on campus!
slam-pig by J.P April 4, 2004

Slam-Pig 

A big old whore that is willing to have sex with the first guy she meets
Dude i was ramming whiteys mom when i pulled out and realized she was a nothing but filth and Slam-pig
Slam-Pig by MattO1 October 10, 2005

Slam-Pig 

Any attractive girl that you would have sex with, that goes to your gym.
"Wow, she's such a fucking slam pig!"
Slam-Pig by dont be gay July 8, 2005
A girl who is about average looking that likes to have random sexual encounters with many guys when she gets drunk. She loves to hook up, give blowjobs, and essentially get railed. This type of girl is every guy's perfect woman because she won't constantly call you, and won't blow your spot. Directions for using a slam pig: talk to her, smash that ass, and kick her out. She'll love it.
That slam pig will bang anyone.
slam pig by slamking April 13, 2008
slam-pig noun
A woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually characterized by her finding great pleasure in being fucked roughly or ‘slammed’. The reference to the word ‘pig’ in this term is often mistaken as meaning that the woman is overweight, but it actually refers to the glutinous nature in which she engages in sex and often hints at her eagerness to swallow seminal fluid.
"Hey, can you move your bed away from the wall the next time Evie comes over? The wall was shaking so hard I though my bookshelf would fall over."

"Sorry about that. I tried to slow things down, but she's a real slam pig."
Slam Pig by Don Alphonse January 16, 2014