Hoose

Sexual relief.
The origins of this term are rooted in a 90's British TV advert for Rowntrees fruit pastilles. Herein, a crazed Scotsman in a kilt eats said sweets before being galvanised into a frenzied dance, during which he exclaims: "Set the juice loose aboot this hoose!" The vulgar double-entendre implied through this exclamation is what gave rise to the more recent definition of "hoose", around the turn of the millenium.

"I need a bit of the old hoose"
"This is a bit hoosological"
"Hoose! Hoose! HOOSE!!!"

Hoose by Karisade June 11, 2007

hoose

scotch for "house"
made famous by that wine gums advert (or was it fruit pastilles)

There's juice
loose
aboot this hoose!

hoose by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

hoose

1. a house
2. just hanging out doing nothin at home
3. to head to the house

1. The dog is in the hoose.
2. What's up? I'm just hoosin it.
3. It's late we better hoose it soon.

hoose by shaun November 17, 2004

Hoose

The Dr. Seuss version of a hooker

The hoose was standing on the corner.

Hoose by Always_In_Treble November 24, 2011

hoose

term used for sound effects.

*while a character in a video game is getting punched* "hoose hoose hoose!"

hoose by Jonathan June 19, 2006

hoose

To unabashedly consider yourself finished a given task, without proper testing or verfication of your assumption.

The system crashed because the administrator chose to hoose and go drink beer.

hoose by The Codewise Boys February 5, 2005

hoose

To beat, destroy or otherwise triumph over something.

If you steal my vaginal jelly one more time I'm gonna hoose you.

He thought he could beat me in pool but I hoosed him.

hoose by Laszlo H August 18, 2006