arsenal 

the first English team ever to field a starting XI featuring no English players.

Reporter: Why won't you play English players?
Arsene Wenger: Je ne sais pas.

arsenal by Jit February 17, 2005

Arsenal 

aka: The Invincibles
First team to go a whole premiership season unbeaten,
enough said.

what a thoroughly entertaining arsenal match that was

Arsenal by Lew_W December 28, 2005

arsenal 

An English football team located in Highbury, moved from the Woolwich arsenal, hence the name. They are the first English football club to go an entire season without losing a game. During the seventies they were know as 'the boring arsenal', due to their highly defensive style of play, but now play attacking, entertaining football, and pass better than any other English team.

Can you pass like the Arse? Arsenal are THE OFFICIAL untouchables.

arsenal by t-mass August 15, 2006

Arsenal 

The greatest football club in history. A team so classy that even without winning a trophy for four years they still play the sexiest football you will ever see. Watching The Arsenal play football is like listening to Mozart.

"You don't play Mozart, you feel it and when you feel it, it becomes part of you and flows like The Arsenal's midfield"
Sir Georg Solti

"God is an Arsenal fan"
Pope John Paul II

Arsenal by sooner_gooner August 16, 2009

Arsenal 

This term is used to describe something so frustrating, distressing and baffling, you've gone past the point of caring for it.

For example, "my girlfriend cheated on me with my step father, the situation was very arsenal", or "I lost 4 million on gambling and ran my dog over on the way home, yesterday was extremely arsenal".

Arsenal by The Plug_Financial management June 21, 2020

arsenal 

A NORTH london football team based in highbury (at time of writing).Better than a team called Tottenham Hotspur. Spurs are jealous cause we are better and have a better history. The only thing that makes them feel good about themselves is that they have been based in North London a few years longer than us. Losers.

Just look at their badge. We have a canon, united have a devil, Spurs have a prancing wet hen.

We love u Arsenal, we do
We love u Arsenal, we do
We love u Arsenal, we do
Oh arsenal we love you

arsenal by gunnersfan May 8, 2006

Arsenal 

A highly skilled football team based in London. Arsenal are current championships of the best footballing league in Europe.

"Damn, Arsenal just won 7-0 again :("
"Yey, 9727 points clear now :)"

Arsenal by Matthew Smith March 3, 2005