shitbink 

inside joke mofos suks to be so suk my dik biatch

ginelle thompson nos wat dis shit meens

shitbink by Tommy February 7, 2005

Shitbin 

A hairy, gorilla like man who shits in his kitchen bin despite his toilet being merely a metre away.

Chris Barnes is a real, fucking shitbin.

Shitbin by Sick tits February 13, 2014

shitwink 

A mentally impaired, transcendentally abrasive and pusillanimous white male of college age. Frequently intoxicated, boisterous and devoid of all social graces, a shitwink commonly (though not invariably) sports birdshit hair: that is, a heavily gelled, purposefully mussed coiffure, à la mode moderne. His physiognomy is distinctive: dull, vacant eyes coupled with a perpetual, rodentine snarl. In general bearing, his countenance has been likened to that of an "oily child molester" or a "closeted, men's room-haunting frot." His repertoire of vocalizations is limited; moreover, he is seldom heard unless in the presence of other shitwinks, in whose company he freely uses such standard calls as "beer me," "wooo yeah," and "aight." Nocturnal rounds of bestial yelping are also reported--apparently intended as a territorial "warning" to non-shitwinks. Beyond issuing social and territorial vocalizations, the shitwink's time is chiefly invested in the following three activities: 1.) imbibing alcohol; 2.) harassing his peaceable neighbors (an activity pursued only from within the safety of a shitpack and often under cover of darkness); and 3.) lording it over his shitbitch. When alone and exposed to daylight they are timid, quavering creatures. Commonly abbreviated "wink." Cf. "Shitneck"

"Hey, Bill, ain't that a shitwink?"

"Yeah, Melchizedek, that fellow is a shitwink."

"Please hand me that blade, Bill."

"Why, Mechizedek?"

"I'm gonna shank that facking 'wink!"

"Oh! Oh! May I please narc him with this rusty, jagged shiv--by way of a coup de grace?"

"Yes, you may, Bill."

shitwink by Big Butter and Eggs Man (From Waaaay Out in da West) November 11, 2005

Shithinker 

A person who takes a shit and thinks outloud while reading a newspaper, or anytype of reading material, and gets a idea of great value."Shitthinker"

Oh Shit. Thats what I should of done the first fucking time around.

Shithinker by Paul Gag May 13, 2005

Shitsink 

A Shitsink is a place which is of vastly inferior quality to its surroundings and which is looked down upon with contempt.

Richard: So this is the first time that the Football World Cup has been held in Africa, isn't that great!

David: Not really, Africa is still, and will always be the world's biggest Shitsink.

Shitsink by Wibbler June 12, 2010

shitdink

someone with shit on their dink from fucking another person in the ass. Usually male and skinny.

shitdink by fhead September 14, 2003

Shitlinks 

Fat fingers resembling pieces of fecal matter linked together.

Did you see that fatass over there? Her fingers looked like the little shitlinks I left in the toilet this morning.

Shitlinks by DecepticonZombie March 29, 2015