matthuff 

A person who is confidently champion, or succeeds in everything, while doing so meaningfully or by accident.

(While on a well known MMORPG)

Horgoth: "Dude, did you see that guy run into the dragon's den, scream his name, and trip over the switch that killed the beast as he ran away?"
Flabbergast the Orc: "yeah, that guy is such a matthuff. Dude probably got a million EXP from that kill."

matthuff by iPwn™ November 4, 2016

Matthoff 

Dude wants dick bro

Julio matthoffed the guy for $50

Matthoff by Jerry McIntosh May 26, 2024

matthoff 

Dude sucks and fucks to get what he wants

Cramer matthoffed his way to management

matthoff by Jerry McIntosh May 26, 2024

MattHoff 

The friend in your group who just longs for cock, will buy, manipulate, suck, fuck, or jack his way into a glory hole, gay bar, circle jerk, a bukkake, or an episode of Blacked.

Damn, Matt really Matthoffed his way into that slutty guys ass huh?

MattHoff by Jerry McIntosh May 26, 2024

matthoff 

Gay for pay, sucked on my weiner for something in return. Not necessarily to completion but enough to please

Terry matthoffed me for $3 and a used lawn mower

matthoff by Jerry McIntosh May 26, 2024