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a word that adds to the collection of penis, dick, aby-maker, bell on a pole, bishop, bratwurst ,cock ,custard launcher, dick, dickie ,ding dong mcdork,dong ,donger ,dork ,dragon ,fang, ferret ,fire, hose ,heat-seeking moisture missile, hose, Jimmy, John ,John Thomas (dated) ,joystick, knob ,leaky hose, lingam ,little Bob, little Elvis, longfellow ,love muscle ,manhood, meat popsicle, member, middle stump mushroom head, mutton, old boy, old fellow, old man ,one-eyed snake, one-eyed trouser-snake(Australia, UK) one-eyed monster, pecker, peepee (children's term) Percy, peter, piss,weasle ,prick ,private part ,purple-helmeted warrior of love, purple-headed yogurtflinger, rodroundhead ,sausage, schlong, schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish) schwanz, schwarz, short armskin flute tasslethird leg ,thumper, todger (Australia, UK) ,tonk ,tool ,trouser ,snake ,tubesteak ,wang ,wang dudle ,wick ,willy (children's term) ,yingyang ,yogurt gun
ask me about me weiner!
weiner by I.A.P December 17, 2007
Weiner: (W ee'ner)

1. To be the object of fucking, namely one's self and other's careers.

2. The embodiment of being a dick and a cunt simultaneously.

3. The art of humiliation regarding one's self. "I am such a Weiner"
Once the object of humor, today the connotation 'Weiner' evokes embarasment and bewilderment.
Boy I just fucked up the lives of pretty much everyone I know. I am such a fucking Weiner!
Weiner by Flock it October 30, 2016
Noun: Slang term for Penis
Weiner by Damnfuct September 30, 2003
the most unfortunate last name on the planet, apparently.
teacher: suzie vincent?
suzie: here
teacher: jeff WEE-ner?
class: haha, wiener!
jeff: it's weiner. pronounced WHY-ner. assholes.
Weiner by sammydavisjrjr January 24, 2009
Nothing makes me forget about REAL issues of national importance like a big fat Weiner.
Weiner by DankIsYourFriend June 17, 2011