Staffen 

A person who does not enjoy the popular anime series, "Drake and Josh" or the OVA "Drake and Josh Vs Gundam"

"Man Aleck was being such a Staffen. He dissed Drake and Josh Vs Megan 3!"

Staffen by Aesthetic_Frog October 19, 2016

wood staffing 

Similar to docking, this incredibly sensual activity involves not one, not two, but three naked men. Man one puts his dick in man two’s mouth. Man two puts his dick in man three’s mouth. Man three puts his dick in man one’s mouth. This is all done while laying down, of course, each person at a 120 degree angle to the other two. All three men proceed to thrust forward and backward, alternating who screams WOOD STAFFING each thrust. The first person to cum is the loser of this incredibly fun game as he has the biggest gay.

Person 1:Bro I just finished docking my friend!

Person 2: bro that’s nothing on wood staffing!!! You should try it it’s hella gay

wood staffing by Thicc Yeet October 31, 2019

Hermes Staffing

When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.

Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?

Hermes Staffing by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017

Steffen 

A person who gets girls all the time, great friend, very athletic,sexy

dude my best friend is such a steffen

Steffen by Desaun Stevenson January 7, 2012

Steffen's mum

The act of ploughing a norweigan lady seven times in one night.

Yo, I steffen's mummed that norweigan girl lastnight

Steffen's mum by norweiganluva December 9, 2008

straffen 

1. sleeping with goa chics who lost any demand for taking a shower since the beginning of the fusion festival
2. taking too much drugs during the fusion festival
3. taking even more drugs during the fusion festival
4. taking drugs with goa chics and having sex with them afterwards at the fusion festival

"Hey, what's up with Cuba?" -"Oh, he's straffen again."

straffen by Editha June 16, 2008

Stiffened Sailor 

To have sex, on a boat, in the middle of a lake or out at sea

Person 1: What’d u guys on the boat for so long?
Person 2: Well, we were talking for a while, then we went to the middle of the lake and did a Stiffened Sailor

Stiffened Sailor by Carl0sSp1cyWeiner May 26, 2022