pulled pork
a state of having a hyperextended dick, normally caused after a night of rough sex with a human or animal.
pulled pork by Max Dickin April 17, 2008
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Pulled Pork by dumfooz but the real one May 28, 2023
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This happens to a vagina when it is frequetly touched by the penial of many different men. It usually dangles and/or blows in the wind.
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Pulled pork by Smokey 363637 April 24, 2016
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Pulled Pork (or PP) is when your friends get drunk and dare you to have a BJ with a turtle. The hospital is overflowing with drunk idiots with missing wieners. Do not attempt this IRL
Billy: "Did you hear about Alex, he's in the hospital. Nurse said the Diagnosis was Pulled Pork or something
Joe: "I'm not that hungry"
Billy: "no, as in a red snapper ripped off his junk mid act. That's the last time Jason goes to the bar with us.
(Jason walks in)
J: "What's up"
(Jason's bags are thrown out and the door is slammed in his face)
Joe: "I'm not that hungry"
Billy: "no, as in a red snapper ripped off his junk mid act. That's the last time Jason goes to the bar with us.
(Jason walks in)
J: "What's up"
(Jason's bags are thrown out and the door is slammed in his face)
Pulled Pork by I h8 nes November 24, 2022
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Jack “Babe we just got the new sweet baby rays barbecue sauce, I wanna turn you into pulled pork”
Katelynn “Sure! Get out a picnic blanket!”
Katelynn “Sure! Get out a picnic blanket!”
Pulled Pork by User3628375739 June 7, 2024
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When you jack off onto someones toilet seat.
Causing the next user to slip and slide all over your cum.
Causing the next user to slip and slide all over your cum.
Dude 1: Hey, are you going to the bosses party after work tonight?
Dude 2: Yeah... he's been an asshole lately. So I decided to give him the Ol' Pulled Pork Slider!
Dude 1: Wow, what if his wife uses the toilet next?
Dude 2: Fuck him, & his bitch wife!
Dude 2: Yeah... he's been an asshole lately. So I decided to give him the Ol' Pulled Pork Slider!
Dude 1: Wow, what if his wife uses the toilet next?
Dude 2: Fuck him, & his bitch wife!
Pulled Pork Slider by JudeTheObscene May 28, 2009