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Yo my slime you’re looking rather HLT today
HLT by TheDentCollector December 23, 2021
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HLT HLTV HLTA HLTMB HLTP HLTV Elites hltvretard
a site where it doesnt deserve to be defined. shit is retarded af but that makes it 10x better. filled with great users like prokda, f0wlie, hrp, ojsimpson_, etc. this is the goat site for anything u need, from a recipe for working out to help with ur pc setup
hltv = smart people acting dumb
reddit = dumb people acting smart
HLTV by I arent click that June 24, 2019
Half Life Television. A server allowing you to watch a cstrike scrim/match in slightly delayed time.
Sry man u we're full for the match but u can watch us on HlTV.

OMFG did u see Complexity rock TGS!!!
HLTV by dave c-ham / infected128 August 30, 2005

hltvretard 

Stupid kid that believes everything he reads on the internet.
Today i saw a hltvretard that made a stupid thread and his name was MuhammadAbdullahSudhakarKhazir , his mom wanted to abort him but was to stupid to go to a doctor.

HLTV Elites 

HLTV Elites is a great server meant for users who are not snowflakes and intellectuals. Just the other day HLTV Elites users found the 23rd state of matter.
HLTV Kings get jealous when another HLTV Elites user wins a Nobel prize.
HLTV Elites by I arent click that October 13, 2020
Acronym for 'He loves the mad bitches'
"n00b: Dude that tubbly chick is fine!

HaX0r: (about n00b) HLTMB"
HLTMB by The Phat Controller August 18, 2003