Slumpness 

The act of being hella slumped

"God she really hit the highest level of slumpness" "my slumpness is out of control man"

Slumpness by jnbottyFbI October 29, 2018

shlump/shlumpy/shlumpiness 

To "shlump" is to dress informally, in a relaxed, casual manner.

Jake looked totally shlumpy in his sweat pants.

shlump/shlumpy/shlumpiness by readyXsetXkill June 17, 2004

Slumpies

Slumpy (singular) or Slumpies (plural) -

Most often used in marketing and media interpellation, a slumpy is a socially liberal, urban-minded, physically conservative yuppie between the ages of 18 to 36.

"This used to be my 'hood. But since its gentrification 10 years ago, er, excuse me, since its 'revitalization,' its become an anthill of latte-sucking, yoga mat-toting white slumpies."

yuppies gentrification marketing business demographics revitalization neighborhood yoga white Anglo professionals

Slumpies by Simon Moya-Smith March 19, 2012

Slutness 

a woman unafraid to embrace her sleazy side

she was not afraid to embrace her slutness

Slutness by WELSHBYB November 10, 2012

slushness

1. When something is incredibly cool

2. Something very slushy

"That T shirt is just...slushness!"

"This slush puppy is pure slushness"

slushness by Tris March 17, 2005

Booth Slumpers

Assholes that have no consideration for others sitting in the booth behind them before aggressively slumping down into their own booth.

Holy crap! Did you see how high I just jumped when those booth slumpers sat down?!

Booth Slumpers by Swanee River November 13, 2012

scuminessum 

adjective. describes a person or thing of how bullshiting it is, or how non-important it really is. pointless, useless.

"that guy over there is so scuminessum. he aint do shit in class but sleep."

scuminessum by Lunarclipse06 February 27, 2009