~The Nameless One~'s definitions

morbid

Reality. Not sugar coated.

Life's a bitch. That's a fact.

by ~The Nameless One~ May 19, 2005

vanilla

Nature's favorite form of torture. It smells wonderful, but tastes FUCKING AWFUL by itself. This means you experience and desire great tastes, but don't actually get to satisfy your want. Quench your need. Make you happy. Oh no, you can only smell and wish.

(While some coffee is like this in the fact that it smells better than it tastes, vanilla smells better than any coffee I've ever smelled. Vanilla > You.)

It's also the most common ice cream flavor.

*Man first discovered vanilla*

Hmmm... this smell good. *drinks* ... *spits out* MAN, THIS TASTE LIKE SHIT!

Why, WHY does this odor torture me so?
The scent fills my nose with wonderful thoughts... yet my mouth lacks the same feeling. *cries*

by ~The Nameless One~ May 18, 2005

the big salad

(Seinfeld) What Elaine always orders from Monk's

At Monk's: Jerry & George order whatever...
Elaine: I'll have the big salad.

by ~The Nameless One~ September 6, 2005

angelina jolie

Best damn part of Gone in 60 seconds.

Gone in 60 seconds was a 2000 remake of the 1974 version, which was low budget. Would've been a shitty remake if not for the extreme hottness of the Hot chick you just looked up.

by ~The Nameless One~ May 14, 2005

faith

As defined by dictionary.com:

2.Belief that does not rest on logical proof or material evidence.

"We may define "faith" as the firm belief in something for which there is no evidence. Where there is evidence, no one speaks of "faith." We do not speak of faith that two and two are four or that the earth is round. We only speak of faith when we wish to substitute emotion for evidence. The substitution of emotion for evidence is apt to lead to strife, since different groups, substitute different emotions."
— Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)

by ~The Nameless One~ July 20, 2008

cool

What Urbandictionary.com is.
This works, unlike other words, because cool is eternal.

Urbandictionary.com is cool.

by ~The Nameless One~ June 7, 2005

Microsoft Paint masterpiece

An oxymoron used in urbandictionary.com's suggestion for non-copyrighted material to upload.

"Don't upload copyrighted content - send a drawing, a Microsoft Paint masterpiece, or a photo you took"

by ~The Nameless One~ May 28, 2005