zipwolf's definitions

xsjado

A type of rollerblade/aggressive skate "boot" as such, but has shoes that are made to fit in it seperately. A very strange looking blade, and filled with controversy.

"i have a pair of xsjados, and they are teh shiznitch"

by Zipwolf July 4, 2005

hawesomez

Also see awesomez, hawesomez is the ultimate in all awesomeness, like seeing a god/goddess, and then being allowed to perform dirty acts upon this deity.

Awesomez can be just as awesome in certain circles.

I just performed a sexual act on a deity, HAWESOMEZ!

by Zipwolf July 18, 2008

coldcut

1. A legendary british dance duo, who made possibly the best song against any government ever, titled not so originally: "Revolution".

2. Cold Cut Ham

1. MAN I JUST GOT TO SEE COLDCUT LIVE! THEY ARE HAWESOMEZ!

2. I would like a pound of ham..

by Zipwolf July 3, 2005

awesomez

Awesomez is the second most awesome thing in the world. Only topped by Hawesomez (also spelled, h'awesomez). Acts of awesomez are things like CRAZY DANCING or massive orgies that dont involve sex

DUDE! that coke WAS AWESOMEZ! but not as AWESOMEZ AS THAT PEPSI!

by Zipwolf July 4, 2005

tapping

When playing a guitar, you "Tap" a note by slamming on your fingers (hammer ons) and pulling the fingers off forcefully (Pull offs) repeatedly. Trills are done this way.

ALSO, double handed tapping, when playing a guitar with two hands on the fretboard

Look at Eddie Van Halen play eruption! That double handed tapping is amazing.

by Zipwolf July 4, 2005

smuggling a muppet

To be well hung: To have a large penis.

Wow, look at daniel craig, he's smuggling a muppet!

by zipwolf November 10, 2008