zingerhoff's definitions

clauset

That special closet where you hide Christmas presents in hopes that your children will not find them until they are put under the tree.

I just got back from the mall and put all the presents in the clauset before my kids got home

by zingerhoff August 19, 2013

Mandeville person

a rich, stay at home mom, driving a large SUV who thinks that everyone must move out of her way; generally applies to wealthy residents of Mandeville, La but this term may be used for similar people throughout the world

I have a Mandeville person behind me trying to cut across all the traffic.

I was trying to turn into the Barnes and Noble parking lot when this Mandeville person cut me off.

by zingerhoff August 16, 2009

cheek peek

when a little bit of butt shows out from under some very tight, short shorts

Jane had some major cheek peek going on when she was standing in line for her drinks.

by zingerhoff September 14, 2013

jutament

1. to move quickly from one place to another as in a dream
2. to teleport

I was standing at the refrigerator and I jutamented to the couch the moment I had my snack in hand.

I was drinking coffee and I suddenly jutamented to a Colombian coffee field.

by zingerhoff August 16, 2009

ziabalos

It's a text short word that means you want to go somewhere to do something fun but you really have to work.

Origin: slovak "v nohy ma zabilo" which means "kill me in the leg" and that is what you feel like when you can't have fun at a party. Current slovak softens the meaning to "my heart is at the party"

text conversation
-u wnt 2 go 2 the prty @ jen's?

-ziabalos

-sry 2 hear tht

by zingerhoff July 10, 2011