clauset

That special closet where you hide Christmas presents in hopes that your children will not find them until they are put under the tree.

I just got back from the mall and put all the presents in the clauset before my kids got home

by zingerhoff December 24, 2012

by

1. at
2. to

Used frequently in New Orleans and maybe other places where people either A) have not learned proper use of prepositions or B) are speaking a version of English infused with constructs from other languages

I went by your house yesterday, and you were not there.

Hey, they have a sale on ground meat over by John's Grocery.

by zingerhoff October 12, 2009

cheek peek

when a little bit of butt shows out from under some very tight, short shorts

Jane had some major cheek peek going on when she was standing in line for her drinks.

by zingerhoff September 14, 2013

jutament

1. to move quickly from one place to another as in a dream
2. to teleport

I was standing at the refrigerator and I jutamented to the couch the moment I had my snack in hand.

I was drinking coffee and I suddenly jutamented to a Colombian coffee field.

by zingerhoff August 16, 2009

fagging out

getting really excited about something to the point that it stirs something deep inside

Note: has no reference to homosexuals, only to this very particular behavior

John was fagging out in the movie theater over the new Avengers trailer.

Tim and Bill were fagging out in the backseat to some old Aerosmith song; they are 80s freaks.

by zingerhoff January 29, 2012