Queef Oppression

Whenever one does not have a fettuccine-sized slit leading to the release of the nefarious queef during intercourse.

"Girl... I wish I could enjoy myself during the sex, but I suffer from sever queef oppression it sounds like an elephant is in the room"

by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

fettuccine-sized slit

The holy grail of labial proportion. One that has been cooked al dente that makes you want to jump in head first and eat until you're satisfied. Its proportions follow the natural patterns of the Fibonacci Sequence.

Michelangelo was regaling his tale when he was graced in the presence of the holy grail of vaginal slits; it was the fettuccine-sized slit of April O'Neil. When asked by Leonardo if it was prepared to ephemeral perfection, Michelangelo simply replied, "Al dente."

by zeezer43 June 19, 2021

penilelity

The unfortunate side effect of being a femboy with a large penis, whereby they are not taken as seriously as other femboys with smaller, more petite penises.

I feel like not as many men want me as femboy due to my larger penis. I pay a hefty penilelity and I wish I could have a penis reduction.

by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

Supercritical Gender Phase

The state in which an individual finds themself in a moment or moments during which both the external and internal self and the once thought defunct id come together to make one wholesome person. This is the true moment of equilibrium between the Chosen Gender Phase, Internalized Gender Phase and the Accepted Gender Phase for any one individual.

"I am finally at peace with myself and have reached my supercritical gender phase."

by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

labiality

When one's labia, both minora and majora, are so grossly oversized it makes intercourse difficult.

"Wow, I don't think I've had my hymen split, it must be due to my labiality"

by zeezer43 July 09, 2021

intervaginality

The belief that feminine hygiene products should be tailor made for all women, but in actuality are predominantly manufactured for Caucasian women.

Feminine hygiene products have become today's leading intervaginality issue.

by zeezer43 June 19, 2021

Evolutionary Masculinity Theory

The theory that posits men can solve any challenge set before them by utilizing one of two fundamental, evolutionary paradigms. These paradigms are as follows: 1) The man can overcome any obstacle by pounding his way out and 2) what cannot be pounded out can be sexualized.

The alpha females were oppressing the beta males. When the beta males failed to overcome the female through poundage, they engaged in sexualizing their own inferiority by embracing their own cuckoldage. Thence, the alpha females submitted to the Evolutionary Masculinity Theory and lost their will to oppress, thus perpetuating the Inferior Female Theory.

by zeezer43 July 17, 2021