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Definitions by zeezer43

Hactical is the exact opposite of tacticool. One strives to achieve the optimal level of being hack by using substandard products in a tactical fashion.
Man, your shit, duct-tape wrapped AK-47 looks very hactical even by a terrorist's standards. Be ready for jihad comrade.
Hactical by zeezer43 November 9, 2022

Dickenfranchised 

A sexual outlook that develops in women after multiple experiences with inferior penises (ex: micropenises).
"This is now the fifth 'man' I have dated with a micropenis, I'm afraid I'm becoming dickenfranchised."
Dickenfranchised by zeezer43 July 17, 2021

Inferior Female Theory 

A derivative of Evolutionary Masculinity Theory. This theory posits that independent, strong women submit to men, who they are more or less oppressing, by accepting the male's sexualized submissive world view, at which point these independent, strong women are living in the image of a male's world outlook as referenced by the Evolutionary Masculinity Theory.
"Did you hear about Khara who is cuckolding her unwilling, disabled, veteran husband deployed in an active warzone? She thinks it's so sexually empowering, but little does she know she is actually validating Inferior Female Theory because he has sexualized his position, thus assuming the dominant role from the bottom and she has submitted to her fate."

Evolutionary Masculinity Theory 

The theory that posits men can solve any challenge set before them by utilizing one of two fundamental, evolutionary paradigms. These paradigms are as follows: 1) The man can overcome any obstacle by pounding his way out and 2) what cannot be pounded out can be sexualized.
The alpha females were oppressing the beta males. When the beta males failed to overcome the female through poundage, they engaged in sexualizing their own inferiority by embracing their own cuckoldage. Thence, the alpha females submitted to the Evolutionary Masculinity Theory and lost their will to oppress, thus perpetuating the Inferior Female Theory.
A pimple inside the urethra, which blocks the normal flow of urine. This may lead to extremely hazardous situations.
I had a great Tinder date and I went back to her place. Right before the dicking-down I had to pee, so I went to the bathroom. Little did I know, I had a peemple, so pee flew everywhere in that room, covering the entire room with pee. It was so bad I had to sneak out of the house.
peemple by zeezer43 July 9, 2021

ass to moth 

A very delicate and exotic sexual maneuver performed by the societal elite. It involves the insertion of one's phallus into a willing, or unwilling, human anal cavity and the rapid extraction of said phallus, so as to create a gaping hole, moths are then quickly thrown inside of the cavity and the phallus is subsequently reinserted. The moths will then try to escape but will be blocked by the tip of the phallus, thus creating a euphoric sensation for the penetrater.
"I went to this posh, socialite sex party. I didn't know the rich, elite had such insatiable, sexual palates. I participated in an ass to moth circle. I felt like the tip of my dick was going to explode with pleasure."
ass to moth by zeezer43 July 9, 2021
When one's labia, both minora and majora, are so grossly oversized it makes intercourse difficult.
"Wow, I don't think I've had my hymen split, it must be due to my labiality"
labiality by zeezer43 July 9, 2021