SCHOLARAGE

A general dislike and contempt for students and indeed any individual who appears to commit any period of time to any dicipline linked to learning, improvement through education and study.
My scholarage is primarily directed towards the joyless slack faced media students of 4B
by zebraboy777 September 09, 2010
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TWIPPLE

An affectionate, tender and delicate tweak/twist of the nipple, prompting arousal and possible erectitude.
I'd twipple those norks for a fiver
by zebraboy777 September 09, 2010
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HORSECOUNTING

When an individual reaches the top of a set of stairs only to incorrectly think that another step requires surmounting, the resulting leg movement that then arcs upwards and outwards could be said to resemble the manner similar to that of a horse when counting with a foreleg.
Just walked up to level 2 and caught some serious air horsecounting as I arrived
by zebraboy777 September 10, 2010
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e-Bane

General grief directly linked to the auction site e-bay. Examples might include non-payers, undeserved negative feedback and absurd questions from twerps.
In the end I just closed my account. Too much e-bane.
by zebraboy777 October 04, 2010
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