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Mumpkin

A person or individual that deliberately or more commonly due a careless attitude, fails to observe the appropriate dress code for any given occasion. Mumpkins can always be found atttending funerals.

The word is a bastardisation of 'pumpkin' the squash plant n Cinderella that albeit temporary, still delivers an appropriate transformation on the night of the ball.
Jesus look at Teddy! the idiot Mumpkin's only burying his own, sweet, dear mum in a dark blue suit! What a fuckwit!
by zebraboy777 May 18, 2016
mugGet the Mumpkinmug.

DOCKSMITH

A petty criminal and repeat offender whose lack of success ensures court appearances of alarming frequency.
Terry can look after it?
That docksmith, fuck off.
by zebraboy777 September 9, 2010
mugGet the DOCKSMITHmug.

e-Bane

General grief directly linked to the auction site e-bay. Examples might include non-payers, undeserved negative feedback and absurd questions from twerps.
In the end I just closed my account. Too much e-bane.
by zebraboy777 October 4, 2010
mugGet the e-Banemug.

SCHOLARAGE

A general dislike and contempt for students and indeed any individual who appears to commit any period of time to any dicipline linked to learning, improvement through education and study.
My scholarage is primarily directed towards the joyless slack faced media students of 4B
by zebraboy777 September 9, 2010
mugGet the SCHOLARAGEmug.

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