A Errectile Disfunction is the opposite to a Errectile Malfunction where you have a errection and you see or think of something and it immeditaly makes your errection go away or it is where something is so discusting it completely turns you off.
Most common causes of Errectile Disfunction (for chris jacklin):
1.the drip
2.Terry
3.Resting hot cups of tea on crotch
4.Gays
5.Errectile Abuse
Most common causes of Errectile Disfunction (for chris jacklin):
1.the drip
2.Terry
3.Resting hot cups of tea on crotch
4.Gays
5.Errectile Abuse
by Zaky November 27, 2006
Errectile Abuse is any form of attack to a mans crocth or if a man catches or bangs his balls on something, too much Errectile Abuse can cause Errectile Disfunction
by Zaky November 27, 2006
by Zaky December 11, 2006
"Shes got huge Sallon Doors"
"YEEEEHHHAAA i know there great"
"......john wanye thats the sickest thing ever"
"YEEEEHHHAAA i know there great"
"......john wanye thats the sickest thing ever"
by Zaky November 27, 2006
A Epson Foot is where you have a retarded foot thats twisted or bent and causes you to walk with a limp or stagger.
epson foot is also known as a battered foot but they both mean the same thing.
epson foot is also known as a battered foot but they both mean the same thing.
by zaky January 15, 2007
Karl-ness is Karls own uniqe smell or scent not only resitricted to people with the name Karl. To describe your own scent you simply add ness to the end of your name eg. chris-ness, zak-ness. Everyone has a "ness" some good some bad and some peoples ness smells like shit!
by Zaky December 11, 2006
Another way of calling someone a twat, wanker, gay, cock, dickhead or retard (i commonly use it for retards)
by Zaky November 24, 2006