zaky's definitions

black cod

The actual meaning of this word is not known but it has some link to black men having sex in a tent

"Whats that smell?"
*sniffs up*
"Black Cod"

by Zaky December 12, 2006

KFC day

A KFC day is a set day of the week where you and 2/3 other mates go and stuff yourself with a family bucket for 5 people, you "3 man" the bucket and feel sick afterwards, to make it a ture KFC day you must order: One Boneless bucket with 8 pieces of chicken 4 chips and a drink and two tubes of gravy

"Oh dude its friday"
"fucking dam right its KFC day blues borther"
"lets go get some soul food"

by Zaky November 24, 2006

Karl-ness

Karl-ness is Karls own uniqe smell or scent not only resitricted to people with the name Karl. To describe your own scent you simply add ness to the end of your name eg. chris-ness, zak-ness. Everyone has a "ness" some good some bad and some peoples ness smells like shit!

I just caught a strong blast of karls karl-ness

by Zaky December 12, 2006

Guts

Having Guts is arriving late home after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife/girl friend with a broom, and having the guts to say "Are you still cleaning or are you flying off somewhere?"

"Where the hell have you been ive been waiting all night for you"
*Swings broom*
"eh boy your in big trouble"
*Swings broom again*
MALE REPLYS "Are you still cleaning dear or are you flying off somewhere?"
"OH YOUVE GOT SOME GUTS COMMING BACK HERE!"

by Zaky December 16, 2006

Banging tunes

The Music of the Chav

"Listen nto my Banging tunes on mi subwoooofer"
"innit"
"oorrr beee"

by Zaky November 27, 2006

Zingified

Zingified is been amazingly Hot, Sexy, Fit, Beautiful, Ass hot spankableand just full on wow all at once. If your dating a Zingified person your SMV sky rockets.

"Zingified ... ZZZZZZIIIIINNNGGGGIIIIIIFFFFFIIIIEEED! zing...zing...zing"
"yeah i know shes my girlfriend :D"

by Zaky January 22, 2007

Cowboys

A wild man whore that will sleep with anything and everything going and will do almost anything to get laid.

"i nailed that slut last night"
"thats wrong your a cowboy"
"no we're Cowboys"

by Zaky November 27, 2006