Zingified

Zingified is been amazingly Hot, Sexy, Fit, Beautiful, Ass hot spankableand just full on wow all at once. If your dating a Zingified person your SMV sky rockets.
"Zingified ... ZZZZZZIIIIINNNGGGGIIIIIIFFFFFIIIIEEED! zing...zing...zing"
"yeah i know shes my girlfriend :D"
by Zaky January 19, 2007
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Manimal

1.A man that has control over his sexual urges but shares them openly no matter how inappropriate it may be to the situation and aims to fulfil these thoughts.
2. A man that is constantly in Beast Mode
3. A man unfazed by and break up with his woman and is immediatly eyeing up his next "target"
4.A hairy man with long hair and a "Beaver" AKA beard
5.A yetty like woman thats tall and butch and hairy
1."hey so how are youy toda..."
"im gunna fuck you in the arse"
"....Manimal"
2."I cant get out of Beast Mode"
"You must be a manimal"
3."i broke up with my girlfriend last night"
"oh sorry man"
"ahh nver mind....do you think i should go and see if i can get some of her?"
"zak....your a animal...in the form of a man...a Manimal
4.Karl
5."chir watch out the yetty is comming hide"
"I WAS NERLY RAPED BY THAT MANIMAL!"
by Zaky December 04, 2006
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epson foot

A Epson Foot is where you have a retarded foot thats twisted or bent and causes you to walk with a limp or stagger.
epson foot is also known as a battered foot but they both mean the same thing.
"hey looks that guys got an epson foot"
"Yeah hes walking like a retard or a spider"
by zaky January 15, 2007
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Karl-ness

Karl-ness is Karls own uniqe smell or scent not only resitricted to people with the name Karl. To describe your own scent you simply add ness to the end of your name eg. chris-ness, zak-ness. Everyone has a "ness" some good some bad and some peoples ness smells like shit!
I just caught a strong blast of karls karl-ness
by Zaky December 11, 2006
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cockshmire

Another way of calling someone a twat, wanker, gay, cock, dickhead or retard (i commonly use it for retards)
1.What do you think you are doing you cockshmire
2.hahaha look at that cockshmire

by Zaky November 24, 2006
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Banging tunes

"Listen nto my Banging tunes on mi subwoooofer"
"innit"
"oorrr beee"
by Zaky November 27, 2006
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Errectile Malfunction

A Errectile Malfunction is where you get a errection that you cannot supress and is visable through your trousers
Most common causes of Errectile Malfunction (for chris jacklin):
1.Buses
2.College tutors
3.CD/DVD drives
4.Physical abuse
"I had Errectile Malfunction on the bus to college this morining i thaught it was gunna fall off!"
by Zaky November 27, 2006
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