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Soycuckistan

Pretty much everywhere outside MERICA. Places like Europe, Australia, Canada, and a bunch of other soyboy cuck breeding grounds. Also, states like California and New York and most of the East/West coastline. Places that don't respect individual rights and are collectivist shitholes.
European Soycuckistan: "We need to ban free speech because nobody should be offended by words. Only approved speech should be allowed. Its for the GREATER GOOD."

MERICA: "What a fucking mess. Keep you Soycuckistan to yourselves and stay the fuck away from us or we'll glass crater your ass."
by yourmomsboyfriend December 14, 2018
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chapocel

A frequent user and subscriber to r/ChapoTrapHouse - a commie/tankie subreddit vastly populated by edgy, pimple faced teens trying to be rebellious from the comfort of their middle class bedrooms. Chapocels are hardline Marxists and Stalinists who also vehemently support Bernie Sanders and can't meme to save their lives. Think that nature is oppressing them and everything should be free, including mandatory government allocated vagina.

The suffix -cel refers to incel - an involuntary celibate individual (usually male) that can't get laid even by paying hookers.

In short, a chapocel is a commie incel that has failed at life.
Bro 1: Hey look at these homeless crackheads on the corner protesting something

Bro 2: Nah bro, that's just a bunch of chapocels demanding free shit because they're too lazy to get a job
by yourmomsboyfriend March 18, 2020
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cock cluster

cock cluster is similar in definition to sausage fest or cock fest, a synonym really. it means that a party or event consists predominantly of male participants thus making it a cluster of males or cocks in comparison to females at the event.
Guy 1: holy shit bro, this place is a fuckin cock cluster. i'm steppin over dick with every step.

Guy 2: yeah man, lets ditch this place and go to {another bar/club name here}, i heard there's more pussy there.
by yourmomsboyfriend February 9, 2010
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slow food

slow food is the opposite of fast food. In other words a sit down restaurant of some sort or anything that is not McDonalds, Burger King, Taco Bell, Subway, Wendy's, KFC, Blimpie, etc.. You get the point.

coined by A. I. 10/22/2008
Bunch of people in the car:

Guy1: Man i'm starvin sons!
Guy2: Shit, me too! What you wanna eat?
Guy3: I'm down with whatever, how about some BK?
Guy4: Fuck that shit! I want some slow food for a change. Sit down and relax for a bit you know.
Guy2: Yeah I hear ya brotha. Lets go get some steaks at Mastro's.
by yourmomsboyfriend June 7, 2019
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Transgust

When one feels disgust or aversion to transsexuals instead of phobia, which has been wrongly attributed most of the time.
Trans: YOU'RE A TRANSPHOBE BECAUSE YOU WON"T SUCK MY GIRL COCK!!!11

Chill Dude: Nah, fam, I'm not afraid of you, I'm just transgusted
by yourmomsboyfriend March 12, 2021
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