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Ole Miss

Better known by the rest of the world as "Ole PISS". This terrible place is located in Northern Mississippi and is littered with snobby-jackass-redneck-fucktard-alcoholic-dick-sucking people who frown upon the common Mississippian who actually has to earn their way to college and not have their parents pay for it. Their football team is a joke and is constantly overshadowed by much, much better SEC teams like Alabama, Auburn, LSU, Florida and Mississippi State. They hate being called The University of Mississippi because it has too many letters in it and its "hard to spell." They use the pseudonym because they think they are hiding the fact that it is still in crappy ass Mississippi. The school itself is great, it is the students that make it a terrible place to go to school.

Dillon: Ole Miss makes my bowels shift. I cant wait to see them lose to everybody like they always do.

Chris: They dont call em Ole Piss for nothing!

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 6, 2010

Ed Orgeron

The biggest fucking joke in Ole Miss football history. Hired on to Ole Miss after they fired a great coach, David Cutcliffe, he took the Rebels on a trip down loser lane. He recruited great players and couldn't do shit with any of them. He now gets into bar fights in Baton Rouge and has sex with multiple prostitutes while masturbating to pictures of better college coaches. His impact on Ole Miss football was grave in that the coach that replaced him, Houston Nutt, had an array of talent to work with. But once that talent ran out, the Orgeron draft picks showed Nutt's true color. Nutt and Orgeron are soon to be best drinking buddies. Cheers

Preppy Ole Miss Ass Clown: Ed Orgeron sucks my ass! Houston Nutt is the greatest coach who has ever lived!

Dillon: Yeah says the team thats 4-8 two years after Orgeron left. Hmmmmm.....

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 6, 2010

Lowe's Home Improvement

The epitome of ass-kissery. As soon as you walk into a Lowe's, your ass saturated with the spit of every employee that crosses your path; but it is not their fault, because it is what they have been constantly told to do every day. Lowe's is built upon the model of "excellent, excruciatingly-paranoid, money-pinching, annoying, ass-kissing, customer-focus". The best thing to do when you see a "red vest" is to cut a corner and run. These people are already stressed enough with the dumbass questions that get flung at them every day so one more question is just one more reason for them to eat a bullet.

Customer walks in Lowe's:

"HI! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH Lowe's Home Improvement WAREHOUSE! WE HAVE LOTS OF ITEMS TO HELP YOUR EVERY NEED FOR EVERY SITUATION! HOW MAY WE BE OF SERVICE TO YOU TODAY SIR OR MA'AM???"

Customer: Holy fucking ass crackers! Can I not look at the fucking power tools without being bombarded by damn service? Fuck this I'm going to Home Depot where people leave me the hell alone!

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 12, 2010

Clusterfuck

Government. Also can be used to described management or any chaotic situation involving many people. AKA "clusters".

The United States Government is a clusterfuck.

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 15, 2010