your mom's definitions

sturdy

synonym for "steady" or "constantly".

"You sturdy telling your girl, 'man, I could've been in it,' but you's a punk nigga, niggas don't fuck with ya, nigga."
-3 6 Mafia

by Your mom December 23, 2004

your mom

your mom is the only phrase that answers anything and everything someone might say to you.

ex:

A: What's up?
B: Your mom's penis

A: I went home sick yesterday
B: I went home with your mom yesterday

A: Pass the salt.
B: Pass your mom.

A: No! I will not have sex with you!
B: Your mom won't have sex with you!

by your mom May 13, 2005

walk the dog

Leading someone on in a relationship. Intentionally sending "forward" signals in a relationship when it is known that nothing will come of it.

"Wow, Jon has been walking the dog for like two weeks now!"

by Your Mom April 23, 2005

iraqipaki

mix of a iraqi and a paki

goddam iraqipaki!!

by your mom July 29, 2003

skidmarks

encrusted or soft fecal forget-me-nots that are transferred from your anal paintbrush to your underware canvas.

his underware were so bad they had to call the highway patrol to come measure the skidmarks from the accident.

by your mom September 3, 2003

texas

The greatest state there is, period. A great state that george bush has made the country and the world hate. Alot of people come on this website and talk shit about texas because of that george bush faggot. And as for the dumbass that said that hitler would have liked Texas he can kiss my ass. If that person (that probably watches mtv and has never been anywhere outside his home state) said that in Texas he would get his smart ass beaten repeatedly and mercilessly. Look beyond the blundering mistakes of george w and find the real texas.

That pansyfuck called texans ignorant so we beat his pompous ass and he was our BITCH!

by your mom February 27, 2005

No Doubt

Talented band whose first album most CERTAINLY was NOT Tragic Kingdom. Sheesh. Get it right, kids.

No Doubt was est. 1987.

by your mom June 17, 2003