82 definitions by your best idiot
something big retailers use when their product(s) aren't 100% because of possible side-effects or holes in the design
and i would not be doing my job if i did not ask what the other 0.1% is for. 99.9% just ain't effective
by your best idiot April 7, 2010
by your best idiot March 28, 2010
G1: dude, 5 kills and beer trails have been seen around these parts!
G2: if there's one thing, that thing means
G1: he's been dinking Psychohol!
G2: that medical?
G1: look up Urban Dictionary dude!
G2: if there's one thing, that thing means
G1: he's been dinking Psychohol!
G2: that medical?
G1: look up Urban Dictionary dude!
by your best idiot March 17, 2010
Either:
1: the most powerful and oldest wizard in the Mushroom Kingdom
2: a portmanteau of Cake mix and the store chain Kmart
3: Badass and good-lookin'
1: the most powerful and oldest wizard in the Mushroom Kingdom
2: a portmanteau of Cake mix and the store chain Kmart
3: Badass and good-lookin'
1: I can shave your head with a flick of the wrist! YOU HEAR ME PATHETIC TOAD!?!
2: I gotta buy some Kamek
3: You see that guy over there? he's a damn Kamek if you ask me
2: I gotta buy some Kamek
3: You see that guy over there? he's a damn Kamek if you ask me
by your best idiot March 10, 2010
*Definiton Varies in Context*
1) Lower than Cruel, as in King Cruel
2) King K. Rool, the green lizard from the Donkey Kong series
3) Big and nasty, see cruel
1) Lower than Cruel, as in King Cruel
2) King K. Rool, the green lizard from the Donkey Kong series
3) Big and nasty, see cruel
1) Fuck, i just got clobbered by King K Rool! i'm gunna get him!
2) King K Rool: Sometimes i wonder... Do i want this?
3) There come Cruel, then comes King Cruel. Get it?
2) King K Rool: Sometimes i wonder... Do i want this?
3) There come Cruel, then comes King Cruel. Get it?
by your best idiot March 27, 2010
Ipod:
Positives -
You get to listen to favourite tracks
You become liked by your freinds, and stop saying Lucky to a person that has one
Can hold up to a gajillion songs
Smooth design, fits right into your pocket
Negatives -
Ass-poor battery life
Costs a lot
Fragile
A popular MOCKERY subject
Owned by the Pwned
Used by assholes
Money Waster
Life Degrader
And it ALL comes back to you. buy an mp3 player for gods sake, Apple is ripping you off, if you want an Ipod, only to be ripped off, Live with it, you fucked person. go have buttseckz with some shithead, 'cuz that's what's like to have a broken Ipod
And i'm telling it like it is
Positives -
You get to listen to favourite tracks
You become liked by your freinds, and stop saying Lucky to a person that has one
Can hold up to a gajillion songs
Smooth design, fits right into your pocket
Negatives -
Ass-poor battery life
Costs a lot
Fragile
A popular MOCKERY subject
Owned by the Pwned
Used by assholes
Money Waster
Life Degrader
And it ALL comes back to you. buy an mp3 player for gods sake, Apple is ripping you off, if you want an Ipod, only to be ripped off, Live with it, you fucked person. go have buttseckz with some shithead, 'cuz that's what's like to have a broken Ipod
And i'm telling it like it is
by your best idiot April 11, 2010
the Poo list:
<The Factory> - when you eat too much and the poo collects, like a factory
<The Liquidator> - when you ingest a full few gallons of water, so the poop comes out as a liquid
<The Fiery load> - when you ingest hot food and the result is dry, irritating poop, rather than hot
<The Sweetcorn> - when you eat a lot of corn and not all of it has been absorbed, so the ones not absorbed are in, or around, the shite
<The Killa> - when you eat too much and the result can potentially kill you
<The Orgasmo> - when you try to shite, but end up shiteing with constant moans and groans, and then eject-ulate
<The Packed Snow> - after a wild night of having cum thrown into your arse, you shite white shite instead of brown shite
<The Grazer> - when the shite grazes your inside and you shite bloody shite
<The Bladdoshaker> - when you shite, but during the shite, you involuntarily take a piss as well
<The Bunny> - when you shite pellets instead of clumps
<The Wider one> - when your shite looks wider than it is long
<The Stranded> - when one shite is strung to another by a string, common to string eaters
<The Drinker's load> - when discarded beer mixes with your shite, turning it into a shade of yellow
<The Snake, The Spring> - when your shite coils up
i had to shit what making this list
<The Factory> - when you eat too much and the poo collects, like a factory
<The Liquidator> - when you ingest a full few gallons of water, so the poop comes out as a liquid
<The Fiery load> - when you ingest hot food and the result is dry, irritating poop, rather than hot
<The Sweetcorn> - when you eat a lot of corn and not all of it has been absorbed, so the ones not absorbed are in, or around, the shite
<The Killa> - when you eat too much and the result can potentially kill you
<The Orgasmo> - when you try to shite, but end up shiteing with constant moans and groans, and then eject-ulate
<The Packed Snow> - after a wild night of having cum thrown into your arse, you shite white shite instead of brown shite
<The Grazer> - when the shite grazes your inside and you shite bloody shite
<The Bladdoshaker> - when you shite, but during the shite, you involuntarily take a piss as well
<The Bunny> - when you shite pellets instead of clumps
<The Wider one> - when your shite looks wider than it is long
<The Stranded> - when one shite is strung to another by a string, common to string eaters
<The Drinker's load> - when discarded beer mixes with your shite, turning it into a shade of yellow
<The Snake, The Spring> - when your shite coils up
i had to shit what making this list
by your best idiot April 20, 2010