man on the moon

Neil Armstrong stepped onto the Moon's surface, in the Sea of Tranquility, at 0256 GMT, on 21 July 1969.

We can put a man on the moon, but can we put one on (here insert the name of the person you want to make fun of)?

by yorrick hunt February 01, 2008

Shitters Touch

The ability to cause everything you touch to turn to shit ie. break it, ruin it, bugger it up in some way (the opposite of the Midas Touch where everything you touch turns golden).

Don't lend him anything of value. He's got the Shitters Touch.

by yorrick hunt January 17, 2008

yous

more than one you; a lot of you; many people

"Yous all seen what he done."
( a proud owner making a speech on receiving a trophy for his horse winning a major harness-racing event at the "trots")

by yorrick hunt January 26, 2008

lolloping

flopping about; bouncing movement; jiggling

Have a look at the lolloping, flolloping gut tongue on that fat bastard.

by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008

Blympic Games

Olympic Games for fat people

The Blympic Games Motto is "Fatter, Heavier, Wider".

by yorrick hunt October 19, 2008

skeptical

associated with doubting, not believing, not accepting

You should be skeptical of a fortune teller whose crystal ball has three finger holes in it.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

jenny talia

a name that sounds a lot like genitalia

I think I'll call my boat "Jenny Talia". I like the sound of it.

by yorrick hunt January 09, 2009