116 definitions by yorrick hunt

Ivor Biggun

Ivor Biggun; aka Robert "Doc" Cox; born 1 July 1946 in Sheffield, Yorkshire; British musician and television journalist; appeared on the BBC TV program "That's Life!"; as a musician he specialised in smutty songs which were banned by nearly all radio stations in his early career; in 2006 he released a best-of double CD.

Ivor Biggun never had an affair with Kartya Kokkov.

by yorrick hunt January 25, 2008

janet talia

a name that sounds a lot like genitalia

I think I'll call my boat "Janet Talia". I like the sound of it.

by yorrick hunt January 8, 2008

quitter

someone who gives up on something

He wanted to give up smoking but didn't want to be known as a quitter.

by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

you'd like to be

the correct comeback when one male, in anger, yells out to another male, "UP YOUR ASS!"

BILL: (thinking he has the cutting remark to win the heated argument) UP YOUR ASS, CUNT!
OWEN: (knowing he has now won the argument) YEAH, YOU'D LIKE TO BE!

by yorrick hunt January 14, 2008

boxing

to fight with fists or with padded gloves in a boxing ring

I had to give up boxing when my opponents kept getting their gloves caught in my stomach.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

pass out

to become unconscious; to faint

We all saw Theo pass out when he accidentally sat on his own testicles.

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

catapult

Y-shaped device having a loop of elastic attached to the ends of the prongs and used for firing stones, ball bearings or other small objects (cf. slingshot, shanghai)

It is ethically unacceptable to feed an ugly baby with a catapult.

by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008