Definitions by yogha

Turtle 

Those idiots that keep eating the plastic straws. Well some do but still, they're related so they're still the idiots that keep eating the straws. Like blud, that is not a jellyfish that is a STRAW

"Bro this dumb ass turtle keeps eating the straws when it already got 4 in it's dumb nose.

Turtle by yogha October 22, 2023

CSIS 

An acryonym for the 'Canadian Security Intelligence Service'. Their headquarters is located in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. They do their work mainly in Canada although some agents do go abroad to collect intelligence. They are a known ally of the CIA and do most of their work collaborating with them.

"You would not believe what happened today, I had to invade a CSIS blacksite to obtain some data."

CSIS by yogha October 18, 2023

X

The "new" name of Twitter which is now owned by Elon Musk who changed the name around mid-2023.

"Bro, Twitter's name change is so stupid, I don't wanna say I'm on X."

X by yogha October 10, 2023

Mum Vision

The act of mothers being able to find objects no one else in the house can find.

S: "MA! I can't find the sharpie!"
M: "It's right there. You just left it on the shelf."
S: "Damn, you got some crazy mum vision."

Mum Vision by yogha September 17, 2023

Boomer 

¹ A person over the age of 55, born between 1946-1964. Often used in a derogatory manner in social media.

² A special infected from Left 4 Dead 2 that can spew 'Boomer Bile' at survivors and explode upon death

¹ "Ok Boomer. You never had to say it that way."

² "Aw man, that sounds like a Boomer!"

Boomer by yogha September 13, 2023

11/9 

¹The real date that September 11th happened on. It instead uses a D/M/Y system instead of the genuinely bad M/D/Y system the Americans use.

²The date at which 4 planes were used in a terrorist strike on the continental United States. 2 of them hitting the Twin Towers and 1 hitting the Pentagon, and another landing in a field.

¹"My guy, it didn't happen on the 9th of October, it happened on 11/9"

²"Remember the tragedy of 11/9? Me neither."

11/9 by yogha September 10, 2023

Fence

¹A barrier that prevents people, animals or other things from passing over, or underneath it.

²A person who is used as a middleman between a seller and a buyer of illegal goods.

¹"Your dog ain't getting over my fence!"

² "I've got a contact who can fence it." -Harvey

Fence by yogha September 10, 2023