Columbus

¹ The last name of Spanish explorer Christopher Columbus who was searching for India and found an entirely new continent instead.

² A relatively large city in the U.S state of Ohio.

³ A city ALSO in the U.S but in Georgia this time.

¹ "Columbus was such a bitch, he didn't even discover the United States."

² & ³ "Man I hate being in Columbus"

by yogha November 20, 2023

11/9

¹The real date that September 11th happened on. It instead uses a D/M/Y system instead of the genuinely bad M/D/Y system the Americans use.

²The date at which 4 planes were used in a terrorist strike on the continental United States. 2 of them hitting the Twin Towers and 1 hitting the Pentagon, and another landing in a field.

¹"My guy, it didn't happen on the 9th of October, it happened on 11/9"

²"Remember the tragedy of 11/9? Me neither."

by yogha September 11, 2023

Sillyism

The third largest religion in the United Kingdom, founded by comedian Max Fosh. The religion was founded on November 13th, 2022. Their religious garments are a multi-coloured helicopter hat. Their devotee's goal is to "Do what is silly, lighthearted, nonsensical, or funny. The followers of this religion refer to themselves as "Devout Silly Billies" And during their first meeting, they repeated the chant "We are silly billies!"

Government: So, what religion do you follow?
Me: Sillyism! I am so much of a silly billy! :P

by yogha August 30, 2023

Mario Koala

One of many statues commisioned by the Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary around the year 2015 and painted by artist Kate Clarke and Bernadette Wallace. These statues can be found around Gold Coast, the last sighting of the Mario Koala was outside a Timezone by popular Youtuber Polygon Donut around 26 July, 2023. The Mario koala is often moved around so using the last sighting is the best way to find the mystical being.

A: "So, have you seen the Mario Koala around here?"
B: "Yeah, we found him outside of a Timezone."

by yogha August 20, 2023

Blender

¹ A common kitchen appliance used to quickly chop up and 'blend' food. It will usually turn most things you put into it either into chunks or paste.

² A modeling software/tool created by Ton Roosendaal in Denmark.

¹ Yo, can you blend the pickles again?

² BRO BLENDER CRASHED AGAIN! I WAS JUST RUNNING A CLOTH SIMULATION

by yogha August 30, 2023

Latin

A language that was invented in Italy that has now since died out but is still used by biologists.

"Do you still even use Latin?"

by yogha February 29, 2024

IRS

An acronym for the "Internal Revenue Service" for the United States. A government agency that handles taking money from its citizens and using them to help Uncle Sam bomb a kid in Syria.

"I just got half my money taken from me even though I can barely afford rent. Fuck the IRS."

by yogha March 19, 2024