yo momma's definitions

cilf

Corpse I'd like to fuck.

I was walkig the morgue when I stumbled upon a room full of CILFs

by yo momma November 1, 2003

Dominion

online game where the kids took over & don't know the difference between a duck and a goose

The Duckster>goose
The Duckster>Duckville

by yo momma April 9, 2005

lamp

When you ignite a womans pubic hair on fire after fuck'n her.

Mom you got lamped!

by yo momma November 1, 2003

The O.C

Gay show watched by troubled teens and gay men.

Francisco: Did you see The O.C the other night?

Pedro: No, I was too busy bangin your mom

by yo momma November 27, 2004

FU

A very shitty wrestling move. It is nothing more than a body slam.

The FU is a shitty finishing move.

by Yo Momma January 13, 2005

grits

Vinny Gambini: How could it take you 5 minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes?

Mr. Tipton: Um...I'm a fast cook, I guess.

Vinny Gambini: You're a fast cook? Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than any place on the face of the earth?

Mr. Tipton: I don't know.

Vinny Gambini: Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove! Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?

My Cousin Vinny - 1992

by Yo Momma September 30, 2003

Hell

What froze over after the Red Sox one the World Series.

Boston won, and hell froze over.

by Yo Momma January 29, 2005