Definitions by yo mamma

shitzie 

Slang for shit.

Eww! i stepped in Shitzie

shitzie by yo mamma June 25, 2004

dildo 

Fake penis

when my girlfirend put the 10 inch dildo up her hairy vagina, i wacthed her vagina get wetter and more pleasurable as i got ready to shove my 13 inch erected, cumming cock up there.

dildo by yo mamma June 25, 2004

gee daddy 

Bald work mate universally disliked

Ole gee daddy wont shut up

gee daddy by Yo Mamma June 20, 2004

Britney Spears 

See Plastic, Barbie, And/or Satan

Britney Spears is 50% plastic, 80% computer generated, and 100% evil

Britney Spears by yo mamma March 12, 2004

ass plug 

Plug placed in ones ass after severe ass ramming to keep fecal matter from exiting unbenknowst to the fag that got rammed in the ass too hard.

Chris got rammed in the ass so hard that he had to get a box of double X ass plugs to keep his hershey squirts from squirting all over his crab collection.

ass plug by Yo mamma February 26, 2004

Pippy Longstockings 

A fat, plump and obese little girl with long socks.

Pippy Longstockings sounds like Mark Sentock in a way.

Pippy Longstockings by Yo Mamma January 9, 2004

Tv 

A big box shaped item that drains the minds of little boys and girls.

My little brother and all of his little friends all drained their minds by watching the tv.

Tv by Yo Mamma December 4, 2003