yo mama's definitions

Dirty South

Correction on that last one......the 0nly state people WOULD NOT consider being part of the Dirty South would be Kentucky

Kentucky, specially northern is not the south

by Yo Mama August 14, 2004

toesuck

to suck a womans nice beautiful toes

let me suck yor nice ass toes

by yo mama March 6, 2004

LAX

The airport in Los Angeles. LAX = LA, MCI Kansas City, DFW = Dallas/Ft. Worth

My flight lands at LAX and I have a lay over.

by yo mama September 11, 2003

kneepole

A scar or scab on your knee; a fun way to say the word nipple.

"I fell walking and got a nasty kneepole"

"I'm so cold my kneepoles are hard and erected."

by YO MAMA February 13, 2005

rabbit ass

The exact opposite of a Turtlehead.
Being so constapated that your cheeks get sucked in and when
it comes out its tight little pelets.

i need to drink a ton of laxative right now, i haven't crapped in 2 weeks,
i've got major rabbit@ss right now...damn it hurts...

by Yo Mama October 14, 2003

skurred

Bastardized version of the word Scard

'Yo i watched this movie and i was so skurred i almost pissed my pants'

by Yo mama June 5, 2003

jizzus

Use it when you want to say "Jesus!" but don't want to use the lords name in vain.

Holy Jizzus that was a hell of a par-teh!

by Yo Mama October 17, 2003