weather envy

Being very jealous when comparing climate conditions in different locations. You wish you were living in a place with perfect weather.

I'm freezing my tits off in New York and it's another warm one in Florida. Millions of us have weather envy.

by yes juanito yes February 20, 2015

Californiaphile

An individual who loves the State of California. S/he has a great fondness for the state's culture, land and people. The person doesn't necessarily live there, but has usually been there at least once.

"I have a friend in Europe who is a Californiaphile. He loves everything about California."

by yes juanito yes August 16, 2014

Beer then liquor, never sicker; liquor then beer, you’re in the clear

Popular and oft’ used term that the order in which alcohol is consumed makes a difference in how you feel. However, it ends up being the quantity of alcohol consumed.

Respected Canadian researchers found in multiple studies that those who drank beer then liquor drank way more so they got sicker and had a worse hangover. HENCE: Beer then liquor, never sicker; liquor then beer, you’re in the clear.

by yes juanito yes October 29, 2020

hard salami

1. Cold cut. Goes nice in a sandwich.

2. Stiff cock Goes nice in a pussy.

1. Gimme a hard salami sandwich.

2. Gimme some hard salami now.

by yes juanito yes November 11, 2014

NAVSpeak

U. S. Navy abbreviations and acronyms that are widely used by naval personnel. Small abbreviations are combined to construct larger acronyms. A few examples of small abbreviations: NAV=naval, COM=command, LANT=Atlantic, PAC=Pacific, SUB=submarine, SURF=surface, RON=squadron, PERS=personnel, DES=destroyer. Larger acronym examples: COMNAVSUBLANT, COMNAVSURFPAC, DESRON, and many more.

In NAVSpeak, the Blue Angels are officially NAVFLIGHTDEMRON (Navy Flight Demonstration Squadron).

by yes juanito yes November 17, 2014

strictly you

The ultimate compliment on something you're wearing. What you're wearing fits you perfectly as a whole person.

Your jewelry and shoes are strictly you.

by yes juanito yes March 06, 2015

never use a condom more than once

Excellent advice that is totally obvious. The advice is a complete understatement.

Father: "When you go skydiving, don't forget to use your parachute."

Teen son: "Thanks dad...and remember to never use a condom more than once."

by yes juanito yes March 30, 2015