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watching paint dry

In basketball, the slowness of a defender near the basket, getting beat by a fast-moving player who scores. The paint is the center lane from the foul line to the basket.
Number 27 was watching paint dry on that drive to the hoop.
by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015
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euing

"I wasn't euing, doc. I was just feeling pretty good."
by yes juanito yes September 2, 2014
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crunch the numbers

Vigorously computing costs or calculating figures for a purchase or estimate.
You wanna buy this house? Let's crunch the numbers.
by yes juanito yes December 2, 2014
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treadmill desk

A workstation added to a treadmill so that the worker can exercise while on the job. Designed to encourage fitness and good health while reducing sedentary time.
"The company purchased a few treadmill desks to see how the employees would respond to them. Basically you can stay active burning calories, and workout while at work."
by yes juanito yes September 29, 2014
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dumpster dining

The art of saving good food from dumpsters. It helps to have inside knowledge of exactly when specific items are dumped from each restaurant or store. Results in being able to regularly eat relatively fresh seafood, meats, baked goods, fruits and veggies.
Joe has been homeless around here for years, and he's an expert at dumpster dining. Almost every day for him, it's a smorgasbord.
by yes juanito yes May 26, 2015
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mallhaul

A large number of expensive and extravagant items purchased at a commercial shopping facility.
"Wow, what a mallhaul...all those packages and bags of things I purchased as holiday gifts!...filled the entire trunk..."
by yes juanito yes April 5, 2012
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danger tape

1. In a construction area, bright yellow tape marking a hazardous zone. Warns people to keep out.

2. The idea of immediately identifying a toxic person so that others will stay away from them.
1. "Better string danger tape over here. Could be debris falling from the roof."

2. "They should find a way to put danger tape around my ex."
by yes juanito yes October 12, 2014
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