credit card denied

When you go to purchase something with a credit card, and you're notified that it's not going through. Usually due to an expired card or you're over the limit.
Waitress: "Sorry sir. Credit card denied."

Diner: "Oh, crap."
by yes juanito yes October 18, 2014
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mind over mattress

The act of engaging one's brain in an effort to wake up from deep sleep.
On weekends and on Monday mornings, it's always mind over mattress. My alarm clock tries to scare the daylights into me.
by yes juanito yes June 06, 2015
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Birkenstocks on the ground

The presence of the popular sandal at an event or gathering. The preferred footwear for hippies, lesbians, old people and preppies.
"There were plenty of Birkenstocks on the ground at the Berkeley alumni reunion."
by yes juanito yes October 13, 2014
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Popular and oft’ used term that the order in which alcohol is consumed makes a difference in how you feel. However, it ends up being the quantity of alcohol consumed.
Respected Canadian researchers found in multiple studies that those who drank beer then liquor drank way more so they got sicker and had a worse hangover. HENCE: Beer then liquor, never sicker; liquor then beer, you’re in the clear.
by yes juanito yes October 30, 2020
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southern accent

The manner of speech from someone from the American South. The intonation, word connection, and pronunciation are combined in a distinctive way.
"I just melt with joy when I hear her southern accent. I'll do anything she says."
by yes juanito yes August 09, 2014
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let's pretend

Any imagination game for children or playful adults. Empowers people to share and have fun.
Children: "You be queen and I'll be king. Let's pretend."

Adults: "Let's pretend we're bunny rabbits this weekend."
by yes juanito yes April 04, 2015
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look right

An instruction for pedestrians in England (and other places) where they drive on the left side of the road. Assists visitors and tourists who are not accustomed to the different driving pattern.
When walking around in London, look right first before crossing the street.
by yes juanito yes March 29, 2015
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