Definitions by yes juanito yes
whole lotta medication
What your best friend will need to calm down when he finds out that you just fucked his girlfriend and momat the same time.
whole lotta medication by yes juanito yes September 5, 2016
milkshake meaning
The message that a ditzy lactating stripper is trying to convey to her customers with a prop when dancing.
One day she had a red vine and the next time a feather. Years later I'm still trying to figure out the milkshake meaning.
milkshake meaning by yes juanito yes August 26, 2016
sky candy
sky candy by yes juanito yes August 18, 2016
acoustic masturbation
The act of sexually pleasing oneself without the use of an electric powered device such as a vibrator.
After visiting the adult toy store, Jill resolved to do less acoustic masturbation in the coming year.
acoustic masturbation by yes juanito yes April 11, 2016
consistent lay
A relationship status in which the parties involved have sexual intercourse on a regular basis, nothing more and nothing less.
Father. "Son, you should get out of the house and get a steady job."
Twixter son: "Dad, all I really need is a consistent lay."
Father: "Someday soon, you'll be going through your quarter life crisis."
Twixter son: "Dad, all I really need is a consistent lay."
Father: "Someday soon, you'll be going through your quarter life crisis."
consistent lay by yes juanito yes April 11, 2016
Lamar Odom Coma
Lamar Odom Coma by yes juanito yes December 8, 2015
ancient astronaut theorist
A history or science expert who suggests that extraterrestrials have played a significant role in history on earth. They opine that there are many clues found in ancient ruins and holy books to substantiate this.
Could there be alien connections in the distant past? The ancient astronaut theorist would say "Yes."
ancient astronaut theorist by yes juanito yes August 10, 2015