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whole lotta medication 

What your best friend will need to calm down when he finds out that you just fucked his girlfriend and momat the same time.
I can't believe my buddy did that. I'm gonna need a whole lotta medication!

milkshake meaning 

The message that a ditzy lactating stripper is trying to convey to her customers with a prop when dancing.
One day she had a red vine and the next time a feather. Years later I'm still trying to figure out the milkshake meaning.

sky candy 

TV meteorologist: "Folks, look at this pic sent in by a viewer. That's sky candy.
sky candy by yes juanito yes August 18, 2016

acoustic masturbation 

The act of sexually pleasing oneself without the use of an electric powered device such as a vibrator.
After visiting the adult toy store, Jill resolved to do less acoustic masturbation in the coming year.

consistent lay 

A relationship status in which the parties involved have sexual intercourse on a regular basis, nothing more and nothing less.
Father. "Son, you should get out of the house and get a steady job."

Twixter son: "Dad, all I really need is a consistent lay."

Father: "Someday soon, you'll be going through your quarter life crisis."

Lamar Odom Coma 

State of mind after waking up from an unbelievably sick party.
I woke up from a Lamar Odom Coma and said "Hi" to a Kardashian.
Lamar Odom Coma by yes juanito yes December 8, 2015

ancient astronaut theorist

A history or science expert who suggests that extraterrestrials have played a significant role in history on earth. They opine that there are many clues found in ancient ruins and holy books to substantiate this.
Could there be alien connections in the distant past? The ancient astronaut theorist would say "Yes."