A husband who feigns incompetence in performing household tasks in order to be excused from having to do them. Examples include feigning an inability to vacuum, purposefully showing confusion in trying to locate items in the kitchen, totally avoiding and showing inability to do laundry, etc.
Jack: "I'm a husband faker. To get out of housework, I pretended to not know how to vacuum, cook or do the laundry. Now my wife does everything."
by yes juanito yes April 08, 2013
Street term for Breast Self Exam (BSE). The "breasts" are the "girls." A check-up a woman does at home to look for changes or problems in the breast tissue.
Experts do not agree about the benefits of BSE. Talk to your doctor about whether girl checks are right for you."
by yes juanito yes November 13, 2014
In basketball, the slowness of a defender near the basket, getting beat by a fast-moving player who scores. The paint is the center lane from the foul line to the basket.
by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015
A man with a small but well-developed, and aesthetically pleasing penis. Not necessarily a bad thing.
"I'm bonsai sized and proud of it."
by yes juanito yes November 24, 2014
Feeling cold just by watching someone else shiver. Physiological response to seeing another person who is cold.
A recent study showed that people's body temperature actually dropped when they saw images of an actor dipping their hand into ice cold water. They called it cold empathy.
by yes juanito yes January 18, 2015
Ladies and gentlemen, today I'm proud to announce that I delivered Chipotle child number 200 to the world!
by yes juanito yes October 05, 2016
An advantage in the game of golf. The golfer is able to forget a mistake or bad shot, then goes on to play well.
Roger: "What a finish! He managed to forget that poor shot at 16, then birdied 17 and 18 to win the tournament."
Johnny: "That's Golfheimer's."
Johnny: "That's Golfheimer's."
by yes juanito yes April 08, 2015