yes juanito yes's definitions

ghost bike

A bicycle, painted white, that is locked up at the site where a cyclist was killed. It is a remembrance of the person who was fatally injured or died at that location.

Joe was an avid cyclist who was hit by a truck. His friends and family set-up a ghost bike as part of his Roadside Memorial.

by yes juanito yes January 13, 2015

short stall

Location of a toilet in restroom where you sit down. Opposite of tall stall where you stand up to pee.

Text: Sitting at short stall rn

by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022

Lift Tab

Written instruction on how to open a box or package.

To open, lift tab here. Pour into bowl. Mix well.

by yes juanito yes February 15, 2015

distracted driving

Diverted attention while operating a motor vehicle which can lead to accidents. Causes may include use of an electronic device or smartphone, eating or drinking, or active children inside a moving automobile.

Reporter: "Distracted driving has become a major safety issue on our roads and freeways."

by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014

check your shorts

First thing to do after you go through a scary situation and survive. The event was so frightening that you could've lost bladder or bowel control.

You almost got hit by a truck? Did you check your shorts afterwards?

by yes juanito yes April 6, 2015

coffee substitute

Any replacement for coffee. Energy drinks are commonly used as a coffee substitute. Tea can be a coffee substitute for some people, as well as caffeine tablets.

Person #1: "Do you still drink coffee?"

Person #2: "Come to think of it, not as much. I am using energy drinks much more often as a coffee substitute."

by yes juanito yes February 14, 2012

character transplant

A complete transformation of someone's personality and attitude after they have taken time away from their usual routine, or have had some type of life-changing experience.

"Our department manager was so nice, friendly and reasonable after she attended that weekend retreat. It was as if she had a character transplant."

"Bill is so different after beating cancer, then taking that long vacation. He must have had a character transplant."

by yes juanito yes August 30, 2014