set the mains

Short for "set the mainsails." A sailing reference meaning to go to a specific place or to head in a certain direction.

"After final exams, we set the mains for our favorite bar."

"At the start of the semester, I set the mains for all the best college radio stations."

by yes juanito yes May 30, 2017

dab the tip

To wipe the penis tip with toilet paper after urinating. Usually done by older guys with prostate issues after peeing.

Guy 1: "You're only 30 and you dab the tip?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I didn't want to get my underwear dirty."

by yes juanito yes June 20, 2018

bottle white

A vial of crack cocaine or a clear container of alcohol (beer or liquor). The glass is transparent (white), not green or brown.

"Bottle up, bottle down. Bottle white, bottle brown."

by yes juanito yes December 03, 2014

lubed up

The use of alcohol to become mildly intoxicated in order to prepare for social activity. Some people call alcohol a social lubricant.

"I needed to get lubed up before going to the party.

by yes juanito yes May 13, 2017

acoustic masturbation

The act of sexually pleasing oneself without the use of an electric powered device such as a vibrator.

After visiting the adult toy store, Jill resolved to do less acoustic masturbation in the coming year.

by yes juanito yes December 31, 2015

Number 2

Derek Jeter, Yankee shortstop, to retire after the 2014 baseball season.

"At shortstop, Number 2...Number 2!"

by yes juanito yes September 26, 2014

inaction figure

Plastic figurine of a low energy character or celebrity who is not a super hero.

"Have you seen the new Golden Girls action figures of Blanche, Dorothy, Rose and Stella? "

"Yeah, but they are more like inaction figures."

by yes juanito yes July 22, 2018