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Obama Frown

Sad facial expression after learning about something that is unbelievably disappointing, i.e. bad news. An upside down smile with ballooned cheeks and wrinkly chin.
My girlfriend had an Obama Frown after I told her that I got fired from my job and got a DUI within a 30 minute timespan today.
by yes juanito yes October 31, 2014
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shoes on a wire

Footwear hanging from an overhead wire by the laces. The laces of the shoes are tied together, then lobbed up to the wire(s) so that the shoes hang and dangle. Supposedly signals a location where drugs can be purchased; also symbolizes pointlessness i.e. there is no good reason for the object (shoes) being there. Can be found near schools, and in poor areas and tourist locations.
"Once in awhile I'll spot shoes on a wire and it sparks my curiosity and I'll chuckle."

"Let's play the shoes on a wire game. First one to get the shoes to hang wins."
by yes juanito yes October 11, 2014
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Microwavelessness

When one moves into a new place and doesn't have a microwave oven. You are forced to eat out or use cookware, since you can't cook microwaveable foods.
I just moved into a new apartment and realized that's there's no way to cook TV dinners or Raman noodles. It dawned on me that I was in a state of Microwavelessness.
by yes juanito yes May 16, 2014
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sneaker

Someone who surreptitiously consumes alcohol in order to secretly get drunk or stay that way. The sneaker loves the convenience of those little bottles of booze since they can be easily hidden and disposed of.
Sneakers can easily throw back a little bottle of liquor while in privacy in the bathroom.

My favorite bar has a sign for the sneaker entrance in the back. People use it all the time.
by yes juanito yes November 28, 2014
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100 percent

Ann: "The city and all the volunteers have done a great job with this recycling, composting and gardening project."

Mike: "100 percent."
by yes juanito yes November 6, 2014
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drug life

Lifestyle of someone whose activities are focused on drug dealing and/or substance use.
He has a felony and couldn't get a job, so he had to fall back to the drug life.

My frenemy flushed my pills down the toilet. She messing with my drug life.
by yes juanito yes January 23, 2015
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weird vibe

An unusual and/or somewhat uncomfortable feeling in response to a person, place or situation.
Grandma's birthday party had a weird vibe. At her request, the DJ kept playing "It's Raining Men" over and over again.

Some beach towns in California have a weird vibe, but I keep going back to 'em.
by yes juanito yes March 28, 2015
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