ear chandelier

A long, dangling earring that contains long strands of shiny metal and/or gemstones. Very much adds to a woman's look, and frames her face and smile.

My girl looks hot when she wears the ear chandeliers I gave her.

by yes juanito yes December 17, 2014

joke

Something funny about an important social issue that makes people laugh, but also think.

What's wrong with same sex marriages? My wife and I have been having the same sex every Saturday night for over five years. (A good joke always has an element of truth).

by yes juanito yes November 04, 2014

swinging bout

A fight between drunk people characterized by flailing arms with an occasional striking blow. Broken up by people who are not as drunk.

Sorry I pulled your hair when we were breaking up that swinging bout.

by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015

dyspareunia

Medical term for painful sexual intercourse. Greek for "bad bedfellows."

"Did you know that there is a new medications for dyspareunia? I saw a TV commercial for a med to relieve painful intercourse after menopause."

by yes juanito yes June 04, 2014

celebration sex

Having sex on a special occasion such as an anniversary, birthday, promotion or team win. Has been known to result in producing offspring nine months later.

It was her birthday and our team just won the title, so it was the perfect storm for celebration sex.

by yes juanito yes November 11, 2014

jazz spot

A small area of facial hair just below the lower lip in the center; technically called a mouche. It is smaller than a soul patch or jazz patch. The style was made famous by African-American jazzmen of the 50s, 60s and 70s.

I vividly remember Dizzy Gillespie with his jazz spot playing his bent trumpet in concert.

by yes juanito yes November 06, 2014

commercial line

Adjective that suggests that a product is of high quality and is used extensively in industry. Makes the consumer want to buy it.

I'm gonna choose this glass cleaner since the label says it's commercial line.

by yes juanito yes March 30, 2015