dumpster dining

The art of saving good food from dumpsters. It helps to have inside knowledge of exactly when specific items are dumped from each restaurant or store. Results in being able to regularly eat relatively fresh seafood, meats, baked goods, fruits and veggies.

Joe has been homeless around here for years, and he's an expert at dumpster dining. Almost every day for him, it's a smorgasbord.

by yes juanito yes May 26, 2015

danger tape

1. In a construction area, bright yellow tape marking a hazardous zone. Warns people to keep out.

2. The idea of immediately identifying a toxic person so that others will stay away from them.

1. "Better string danger tape over here. Could be debris falling from the roof."

2. "They should find a way to put danger tape around my ex."

by yes juanito yes October 12, 2014

you broke it, you bought it

When you break something in a store, then they make you pay for it.

I got a bill from the store after I accidentally drove through the front door! The letter said you broke it, you bought it.

by yes juanito yes November 25, 2016

birdfriend

An avian companion. An alternative to a boyfriend or girlfriend, or other animal companion.

My birdfriend understands me completely.

by yes juanito yes March 06, 2015

baconie

A selfie of bacon. A pic that highlights the glistening and appetizing quality of bacon. Makes bacon lovers hungry.

"My friend sent me a baconie last night. This morning I'm cooking bacon and eggs."

by yes juanito yes October 08, 2014

sleep aisle

The location for over-the-counter sleep aids in a supermarket, or big-box or drug store.

Shopper: "Can you help me? I haven't had a good night's rest for days."

Store clerk: "Try the sleep aisle. Near the pharmacy, aisle 26."

by yes juanito yes November 03, 2014

pornstar alias

What your performance name would be (actual or hypothetical) in the pornography industry using a specific formula. Make the best combination of the name of any pet you've had, and the name of any street you've lived on. For numbered or lettered streets, you may use Street, Way, Drive, Lane, etc.

"I asked some of my friends and acquaintances to figure out their pornstar alias. Here were some of their answers: Buddy Chestnut, Bella Hill, Max Ridge, Sophie Lane."

by yes juanito yes September 08, 2014