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charge buddy 

A friend, family member or co-worker with whom you share a charger for an electronic device.

Worker 1: "Since we have the same model of smartphone, can we share the same charger?"

Worker 2: "Yeah, so you'll be my charge buddy."

charge buddy by yes juanito yes July 26, 2014

media ping-pong 

When a member of the media asks someone a question, then that person tells the media to ask somebody else the same question.

Sports reporter #1: "Why did the manager bench you for three games?"

Baseball player: "Ask him."

Sports reporter #2: "That's media ping-pong."

media ping-pong by yes juanito yes July 26, 2014

huraldo 

(v) to vomit. (n) vomit. The term may be most appropriate in the context of throwing up or hurling after eating too much Mexican food. Synonyms (among many) include hurl, ralph, up chuck, barf.

"I just ate twenty tacos in one hour. Now I'm gonna huraldo."

huraldo by yes juanito yes July 6, 2014

pet plant 

A non-animal companion. Gives pleasure and satisfaction in caring for it. An alternative to a conventional animal pet such as a cat, dog or rabbit. Similar to having a pet rock.

"I couldn't afford a dog anymore and my new apartment complex has a hefty pet-deposit, so I decided to get a pet plant. I feel happy taking care of it everyday."

pet plant by yes juanito yes July 6, 2014

TSILF 

Twenty-something (or thirty-something) I'd like to fuck.

"Jessica looked hot at her college graduation. She's a TSILF."

TSILF by yes juanito yes June 27, 2014

Housework-out 

Vigorous physical activity routine while cleaning the place you live. Combination of housework and work-out. Will include sweeping, vacuuming, dusting, kitchen and bath cleaning, taking out trash.

"I decided to save time this afternoon by cleaning up my place and working-out. Call it my housework-out."

Housework-out by yes juanito yes June 25, 2014

buffet boner 

An erection produced by sexual arousal due to thoughts about dining at an all-you-can-eat restaurant.

"Whenever I think about going to that all-you-can-eat place, I get a buffet boner."

buffet boner by yes juanito yes June 13, 2014