yes juanito yes's definitions

buffet boner

An erection produced by sexual arousal due to thoughts about dining at an all-you-can-eat restaurant.

"Whenever I think about going to that all-you-can-eat place, I get a buffet boner."

by yes juanito yes June 13, 2014

sky candy

A beautiful sunset or sunrise.

TV meteorologist: "Folks, look at this pic sent in by a viewer. That's sky candy.

by yes juanito yes August 18, 2016

Tripledemic

Widespread prevalence of three infectious diseases: Covid, the flu, and RSV.

Lazy 1: “Dude, what is a good excuse to skip work?”

Lazy 2: “Tripledemic. You got three viruses.“

Lazy 1: “Cool.”

by yes juanito yes December 17, 2022

tic toc

Time is going by or running out. The sound of time.

Person 1: "My team is down by 10, and there's like 5 seconds to go!"

Person 2: "Tic toc."

by yes juanito yes December 17, 2014

cold empathy

Feeling cold just by watching someone else shiver. Physiological response to seeing another person who is cold.

A recent study showed that people's body temperature actually dropped when they saw images of an actor dipping their hand into ice cold water. They called it cold empathy.

by yes juanito yes January 17, 2015

media ping-pong

When a member of the media asks someone a question, then that person tells the media to ask somebody else the same question.

Sports reporter #1: "Why did the manager bench you for three games?"

Baseball player: "Ask him."

Sports reporter #2: "That's media ping-pong."

by yes juanito yes July 26, 2014

rearranging my sock drawer

Sarcastic excuse for not attending a social event. Implies that the event is unimportant and that attendance is unnecessary. Another way of the person saying s/he has better things to do...Not.

Worker 1: "Will you be attending the company picnic next Saturday?"

Worker 2: "No, I'll be rearranging my sock drawer."

by yes juanito yes August 5, 2014