rearranging my sock drawer

Sarcastic excuse for not attending a social event. Implies that the event is unimportant and that attendance is unnecessary. Another way of the person saying s/he has better things to do...Not.

Worker 1: "Will you be attending the company picnic next Saturday?"

Worker 2: "No, I'll be rearranging my sock drawer."

by yes juanito yes August 05, 2014

sky candy

A beautiful sunset or sunrise.

TV meteorologist: "Folks, look at this pic sent in by a viewer. That's sky candy.

by yes juanito yes August 18, 2016

Beer Tower

Drinking game in which participants strive to build the tallest structure from beer cans or bottles. Stack it up with many a can or bottle..

Beer Tower is a contest to build the biggest skyscraper. 12-pack or 6-pack per story. Tallest building wins.

by yes juanito yes May 31, 2015

pee dribble

Droplets of urine on the front of a toilet seat and/or on the floor below. Generally there due to the weak and uncontrolled pee stream of an old man. Especially bothersome for the female of the species using a unisex bathroom.

Ann: "Did you see that pee dribble on the toilet?"

Sally: "Yeah, it was disgusting. He didn't even lift the toilet seat."

by yes juanito yes November 29, 2014

library cop

A security guard assigned to a library. Many libraries now need extra security due to increasing problems with intoxicated patrons, shouting matches between patrons, and other inappropriate behavior between adults and/or children.

I used to be a mall cop, but now I'm a library cop.

by yes juanito yes May 23, 2015

snot blocker

Glass or plastic barrier positioned over food at buffet restaurants. Prevents slimy mucus and aerosolized droplets from getting onto the food. Street term for a sneeze guard.

I'm glad there's a snot blocker over the buffet. I noticed a lot of people coughing and sneezing since it's flu season.

by yes juanito yes December 13, 2014

whole lotta medication

What your best friend will need to calm down when he finds out that you just fucked his girlfriend and momat the same time.

I can't believe my buddy did that. I'm gonna need a whole lotta medication!

by yes juanito yes September 05, 2016