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apples of your cheeks 

The bright and rounded areas of the face just below the eyes. Usually suggest health and happiness if the areas are glowing and prominent.

"When you look at yourself in the mirror, are you satisfied with the apples of your cheeks?"

apples of your cheeks by yes juanito yes October 17, 2014

feline telepathy 

The ability of the cat to control the human mind. The human will do everything to serve the cat's every whim. The cat sticks around because of it's getting good service.

"No wonder the ancients worshipped the cat. Feline telepathy seems to control us. We're feline whipped."

feline telepathy by yes juanito yes October 15, 2014

danger tape 

1. In a construction area, bright yellow tape marking a hazardous zone. Warns people to keep out.

2. The idea of immediately identifying a toxic person so that others will stay away from them.

1. "Better string danger tape over here. Could be debris falling from the roof."

2. "They should find a way to put danger tape around my ex."

danger tape by yes juanito yes October 12, 2014

zombie survivalism 

The theory that with good preparation, you can defend yourself and live through the zombie apocalypse. Proponents may take concrete steps to be ready by installing extra security around the home, stockpiling provisions, plus purchasing firearms and four-wheel-drive vehicles.

Teen son: "Dad, can we remove the stairs in our house? Zombies can't climb."

Father: "You must've been reading that book on zombie survivalism. Guess what...I found it in the humor section at the book store, not even science fiction."

zombie survivalism by yes juanito yes October 12, 2014

use the good china 

The idea of treating yourself well everyday. Reportedly uttered by singer Barry Manilow after an earthquake destroyed his entire collection of fine china.

"Use the good china because life is too short."

use the good china by yes juanito yes October 12, 2014

Birkenstocks on the ground 

The presence of the popular sandal at an event or gathering. The preferred footwear for hippies, lesbians, old people and preppies.

"There were plenty of Birkenstocks on the ground at the Berkeley alumni reunion."

Birkenstocks on the ground by yes juanito yes October 12, 2014

happy wife happy life 

The theory that if your spouse is content and satisfied then you will be too. Also, studies suggest that happily married couples live longer.

"I'm a firm believer in happy wife happy life, so I kiss my wife everyday."

happy wife happy life by yes juanito yes October 12, 2014