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bottle white 

A vial of crack cocaine or a clear container of alcohol (beer or liquor). The glass is transparent (white), not green or brown.
"Bottle up, bottle down. Bottle white, bottle brown."
bottle white by yes juanito yes December 2, 2014

crunch the numbers 

Vigorously computing costs or calculating figures for a purchase or estimate.
You wanna buy this house? Let's crunch the numbers.

pee dribble 

Droplets of urine on the front of a toilet seat and/or on the floor below. Generally there due to the weak and uncontrolled pee stream of an old man. Especially bothersome for the female of the species using a unisex bathroom.
Ann: "Did you see that pee dribble on the toilet?"

Sally: "Yeah, it was disgusting. He didn't even lift the toilet seat."
pee dribble by yes juanito yes November 29, 2014

panic pack

A six-pack (or bigger) of beer that is needed urgently. It's needed right away because you're all out and require more.
Don't worry. I have enough money to buy a panic pack.

I had to steal a panic pack after 2AM so I could make it through 'til morning.
panic pack by yes juanito yes November 29, 2014
Someone who surreptitiously consumes alcohol in order to secretly get drunk or stay that way. The sneaker loves the convenience of those little bottles of booze since they can be easily hidden and disposed of.
Sneakers can easily throw back a little bottle of liquor while in privacy in the bathroom.

My favorite bar has a sign for the sneaker entrance in the back. People use it all the time.
sneaker by yes juanito yes November 28, 2014

model fueled party 

A gathering of wealthy people, often from the entertainment or fashion industries, which is highly populated by beautiful models. Always makes for a very memorable affair.
The awards show after-party went on into the wee hours of the morning. It was a glitzy and fantastic model fueled party. Plenty of models and bottles there.

economical buzz

An inexpensive way to get mildly intoxicated. Start with a cheap plastic bottle of booze, or a case of cheap light beer; then go slow.
I had a coupon for a free fountain drink, then I poured in a little cheap vodka to get an economical buzz.

We rushed a 30-pack from the pharmacy to the fridge. All of us got an economical buzz that evening watching the game on TV.
economical buzz by yes juanito yes November 27, 2014