yes juanito yes's definitions

Atlanta Connector

A sexual position in which the guy ends up cumming across the chest of his partner. Imagine the letter capital A drawn over your partner's face and chest. Imagine drawing a diagonal line from their mouth to each nipple. Next, get a handjob and when you ejaculate, spread the cum horizontally across their chest as if connecting the imaginary lines described above. This completes the Atlanta Connector.

Guy 1: "Bro, did you practice the Atlanta Connector on your girlfriend again?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, I was on my A-game."

by yes juanito yes October 9, 2017

clean freak

One who is totally obsessed with cleanliness. They go ballistic if you make a mess.

My wife spent an hour cleaning the bathroom. She's a clean freak.

by yes juanito yes March 1, 2015

spitting tacks

Verbal hostility. Saying things that are very hurtful and painful. Similar to verbal punches.

My mother in law was spitting tacks for 24 hours straight.

by yes juanito yes May 23, 2015

Roadside Memorial

A marker at the side of the road that is a remembrance of someone who died or was fatally injured there. Usually created by family and/or friends, typical memorials may contain photos, toys, flowers or a cross or plaque.

My friend was killed by a distracted driver at this intersection. I always notice the Roadside Memorial when I go by.

by yes juanito yes December 14, 2014

Number 2

Derek Jeter, Yankee shortstop, to retire after the 2014 baseball season.

"At shortstop, Number 2...Number 2!"

by yes juanito yes September 25, 2014

co-tech

A fellow technician. This coworker works with you in the same field doing the same job. Often found in areas such as computers, electronics, manufacturing, service and repair.

I'll need to ask a co-tech to finish this job since I need to leave early.

A couple of my co-techs called in sick today. My workload for today just doubled.

by yes juanito yes June 17, 2015

interwhine

When two or more people gather to complain or bitch about their problems.

"Whenever my co-workers are together, they always interwhine."

"Interwhining is not unusual at our annual family reunion."

by yes juanito yes September 8, 2014