yes juanito yes's definitions

bonsai sized

A man with a small but well-developed, and aesthetically pleasing penis. Not necessarily a bad thing.

"I'm bonsai sized and proud of it."

by yes juanito yes November 23, 2014

ancient astronaut theorist

A history or science expert who suggests that extraterrestrials have played a significant role in history on earth. They opine that there are many clues found in ancient ruins and holy books to substantiate this.

Could there be alien connections in the distant past? The ancient astronaut theorist would say "Yes."

by yes juanito yes August 10, 2015

distracted driving

Diverted attention while operating a motor vehicle which can lead to accidents. Causes may include use of an electronic device or smartphone, eating or drinking, or active children inside a moving automobile.

Reporter: "Distracted driving has become a major safety issue on our roads and freeways."

by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014

Lift Tab

Written instruction on how to open a box or package.

To open, lift tab here. Pour into bowl. Mix well.

by yes juanito yes February 15, 2015

short stall

Location of a toilet in restroom where you sit down. Opposite of tall stall where you stand up to pee.

Text: Sitting at short stall rn

by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022

check your shorts

First thing to do after you go through a scary situation and survive. The event was so frightening that you could've lost bladder or bowel control.

You almost got hit by a truck? Did you check your shorts afterwards?

by yes juanito yes April 6, 2015

coffee substitute

Any replacement for coffee. Energy drinks are commonly used as a coffee substitute. Tea can be a coffee substitute for some people, as well as caffeine tablets.

Person #1: "Do you still drink coffee?"

Person #2: "Come to think of it, not as much. I am using energy drinks much more often as a coffee substitute."

by yes juanito yes February 14, 2012