yes juanito yes's definitions

could've, would've, should've

The idea of reflecting back on your life and thinking about how things might now be better if you did things differently in the past. Usually involves feelings of guilt.

"I'm always thinking about the ghosts in my past, you know. The could've, would've, should've."

by yes juanito yes December 20, 2017

food tap

Celebratory act of people bumpin' bites of food together as if clinking drinking glasses. The food items are held by hand or by fork.

Everyone was food tapping chicken wings, pizza slices and tacos during happy hour.

Party on! *food tap*

by yes juanito yes October 22, 2017

man retreat

A house or apartment where a separated or divorced guy goes to relax and unwind. The dwelling contains most (if not all) of his stuff. A getaway place similar to a man cave.

Do you want to come over to the man retreat tonight? We can watch ESPN and drink beer.

by yes juanito yes June 17, 2015

pornstar alias

What your performance name would be (actual or hypothetical) in the pornography industry using a specific formula. Make the best combination of the name of any pet you've had, and the name of any street you've lived on. For numbered or lettered streets, you may use Street, Way, Drive, Lane, etc.

"I asked some of my friends and acquaintances to figure out their pornstar alias. Here were some of their answers: Buddy Chestnut, Bella Hill, Max Ridge, Sophie Lane."

by yes juanito yes September 8, 2014

treadmill desk

A workstation added to a treadmill so that the worker can exercise while on the job. Designed to encourage fitness and good health while reducing sedentary time.

"The company purchased a few treadmill desks to see how the employees would respond to them. Basically you can stay active burning calories, and workout while at work."

by yes juanito yes September 29, 2014

ghost bike

A bicycle, painted white, that is locked up at the site where a cyclist was killed. It is a remembrance of the person who was fatally injured or died at that location.

Joe was an avid cyclist who was hit by a truck. His friends and family set-up a ghost bike as part of his Roadside Memorial.

by yes juanito yes January 13, 2015

dab the tip

To wipe the penis tip with toilet paper after urinating. Usually done by older guys with prostate issues after peeing.

Guy 1: "You're only 30 and you dab the tip?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I didn't want to get my underwear dirty."

by yes juanito yes June 19, 2018