yes juanito yes's definitions

clutch af

Something great happen at right time

“That three pointer at the buzzer was clutch af”

Mindy: “lol i found your sunglasses at the pool here you go”
Mork: “clutch af thank you”

by yes juanito yes June 4, 2023

Tripledemic

Widespread prevalence of three infectious diseases: Covid, the flu, and RSV.

Lazy 1: “Dude, what is a good excuse to skip work?”

Lazy 2: “Tripledemic. You got three viruses.“

Lazy 1: “Cool.”

by yes juanito yes December 17, 2022

top of mind

high priority thought

wake up get coffee top of mind

by yes juanito yes October 7, 2022

top of mind

high priority thought

wake up get coffee top of mind

by yes juanito yes September 29, 2022

green plastic bag

Best way to store and preserve ur weed Flimsy and secret way to go. Container for the above

I was pretty high on weed and I realized that all my marijuana is stored in a green plastic bag so I thought that was pretty cool whatever but I had a couple beers dat tasted pretty good but I wanted extra food so it was the time to finish up those tacos and the chips and dip then take a nap I still have the green plastic bag until the rv queen says no more I can go on and on...

by yes juanito yes September 10, 2022

weird porno philosophy

Unusual ideas and take-away themes from adult films or publications. The ideas/themes can be anything from amusing to disgusting to enlightening.

You can find weird porno philosophy from some of the following titles:

“Missionary Impossible”
“Romeo in Juliet”
“The Bone Ranger “
“Sorest Rump”

...and more...

by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022

Bald by Choice

One who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding, or just wants that unique look. They have shaved their head and keep it that way, maintaining that look.

“A lot of people decide to be Bald by Choice”

“Bald by Choice is perfect for a mug or tee shirt from UD”

by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022