yes juanito yes's definitions

husband faker

A husband who feigns incompetence in performing household tasks in order to be excused from having to do them. Examples include feigning an inability to vacuum, purposefully showing confusion in trying to locate items in the kitchen, totally avoiding and showing inability to do laundry, etc.

Jack: "I'm a husband faker. To get out of housework, I pretended to not know how to vacuum, cook or do the laundry. Now my wife does everything."

by yes juanito yes April 7, 2013

Furniturelessness

When you have a home, apartment, or staying with others and you don't own any home furnishings.

I just moved into my new apartment and I don't have a bed, chair, or table to my name. I'm suffering from Furniturelessness.

by yes juanito yes May 16, 2014

Microwavelessness

When one moves into a new place and doesn't have a microwave oven. You are forced to eat out or use cookware, since you can't cook microwaveable foods.

I just moved into a new apartment and realized that's there's no way to cook TV dinners or Raman noodles. It dawned on me that I was in a state of Microwavelessness.

by yes juanito yes May 16, 2014

2 at 10, and 10 at 2

The beauty rating of your date or partner during a night of a partying. She/he is quite ugly normally, but attractive and hot after a night of drinking. (Source is from a good country song).

"After about three drinks at the party, I came to the conclusion that she was a 2 at 10, and 10 at 2."

by yes juanito yes May 19, 2014

houseless

For someone who lives on the streets, they don't need a home to live in. They don't need a roof over their head. Their home is the streets.

"I met a guy that refuses to stay in a shelter, and he doesn't mind living on the streets. He's staying at a campsite down the road. He's not really homeless, he's houseless."

by yes juanito yes June 4, 2014

dyspareunia

Medical term for painful sexual intercourse. Greek for "bad bedfellows."

"Did you know that there is a new medications for dyspareunia? I saw a TV commercial for a med to relieve painful intercourse after menopause."

by yes juanito yes June 4, 2014

buffet boner

An erection produced by sexual arousal due to thoughts about dining at an all-you-can-eat restaurant.

"Whenever I think about going to that all-you-can-eat place, I get a buffet boner."

by yes juanito yes June 13, 2014