credit card denied

When you go to purchase something with a credit card, and you're notified that it's not going through. Usually due to an expired card or you're over the limit.
Waitress: "Sorry sir. Credit card denied."

Diner: "Oh, crap."
by yes juanito yes October 18, 2014
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mind over mattress

The act of engaging one's brain in an effort to wake up from deep sleep.
On weekends and on Monday mornings, it's always mind over mattress. My alarm clock tries to scare the daylights into me.
by yes juanito yes June 06, 2015
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Birkenstocks on the ground

The presence of the popular sandal at an event or gathering. The preferred footwear for hippies, lesbians, old people and preppies.
"There were plenty of Birkenstocks on the ground at the Berkeley alumni reunion."
by yes juanito yes October 13, 2014
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blasted off

To have taken a very large dump; as if one had actually lifted off the toilet seat while taking a massive shit.
"I really had to poop. Blasted off big time..."
by yes juanito yes August 08, 2014
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bread aisle

The location in food stores to find bakery products like buns, rolls and multigrain bread.
After quitting doughnuts, I met my fiancé in the bread aisle.
by yes juanito yes February 15, 2015
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SNF

Abbreviation for skilled nursing facility used by healthcare professionals. An onomatopoeia that evokes the odor of stale urine found in nursing homes.
Doctor to social worker: "This patient will need to be referred to a SNF."

"We visited grandma in the old folks home. After taking one step inside and one sniff, I knew why the social worker called it a SNF."
by yes juanito yes February 10, 2015
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panties off

(adjective). A woman's sexual excitement used to describe something. What your girl does when she loves something.
That panties off hit was nominated for multiple awards.
by yes juanito yes March 05, 2015
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