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by yes juanito yes November 12, 2014
Get the Ebola free mug.To wipe the penis tip with toilet paper after urinating. Usually done by older guys with prostate issues after peeing.
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Get the dab the tip mug.A long, dangling earring that contains long strands of shiny metal and/or gemstones. Very much adds to a woman's look, and frames her face and smile.
by yes juanito yes December 17, 2014
Get the ear chandelier mug.What's wrong with same sex marriages? My wife and I have been having the same sex every Saturday night for over five years. (A good joke always has an element of truth).
by yes juanito yes November 4, 2014
Get the joke mug.The beauty rating of your date or partner during a night of a partying. She/he is quite ugly normally, but attractive and hot after a night of drinking. (Source is from a good country song).
"After about three drinks at the party, I came to the conclusion that she was a 2 at 10, and 10 at 2."
by yes juanito yes May 19, 2014
Get the 2 at 10, and 10 at 2 mug.Having sex on a special occasion such as an anniversary, birthday, promotion or team win. Has been known to result in producing offspring nine months later.
It was her birthday and our team just won the title, so it was the perfect storm for celebration sex.
by yes juanito yes November 11, 2014
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by yes juanito yes June 4, 2014
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