yelsew foolface's definitions

wheel of fortune

The best game show (next to Price is Right) in the world. What's better than spinning a wheel to win money?

Contestant: I'd like to solve the puzzle: Supercalifragelistcexpialidocious

by Yelsew Foolface April 12, 2005

omarion

Usher's little brother

Omarion: Usher can u teach me how to dance like big brothers michael jacksun and james brown?
Usher: *lifts up shirt* Only if you teach your moves to little bro Chris Brown (and you touch my sexy abs).

by Yelsew Foolface April 14, 2006

Rally's

The fast- food chain that makes commercials that undermine anorexic tactics. They have really good fries. Their burgers are too small though, I can close one within my fist.

Commercial: You gotta Eat!
Obese person: Get in my belly!
Burger: *screams* *eats obese person* aahhhh i'm full.
Yelsew Foolface: You know what they say about people with big hands...

by Yelsew Foolface May 10, 2005

Ice-T

a cool usually lemon- flavored drink.

Dude1: Hey, dude, would you like some Ice-T
Dude2: Sure, pour it down my ass.

by Yelsew Foolface April 12, 2005

scott savol

A ugly fat white man who shoulda lost instead of Niko!!!!!

My name is Scott Savol and i can't sing!

by Yelsew Foolface April 7, 2005

visual basic

A complete waste of time that ruins your life

Programmer1: Hey, why are you using visual basic
Programmer2: Because i'm a mindless zombie and Bill Gates is my master. NEVER QUESTION BILL!!!!
*Programmer 2 stuffs computer down Programmer 1's throat*

by Yelsew Foolface April 5, 2005

lancoolish

A person who is tacky, old, and chain smokes cigarettes. Cigarettes are the main priority for this person. They are a teacher who will leave their class locked in their room then goes outside and smokes while saying "I need a smoke!"

Dick Cheyney's wife is a lancoolish
"You are acting very lancoolish today"

by Yelsew Foolface May 2, 2005