Turd Book

Home made log book carried by police officers out in the field used for recording contacts with potential evil doers and criminals. Sometimes called a field identification logbook.

When you go to spooktown, always bring your turd book.

by xzybit October 20, 2004

Ghetto Curtains

Bed sheets, towels, or anything other than REAL curtains used by niggas living in the project s to cover their windows.

Shermika had some ghetto curtains with snoopy on them hanging in the window.

by xzybit January 20, 2005

average

Fat. Term used by just about every fat chick who ever placed a personals ad. Since the AVERAGE size for women is a size 14, fatties rejoyce in glee when they can use this instead of BBW.

SWF, 30 average in size looking for an eating partner.

by xzybit February 16, 2005

Evacuee

PC term for refugee. Until the Katrina disaster, that word didn't even exist, but thanks to Jessie "hep me lawd" Jackson and Al "where's my comb" Sharpton, its now a new word in our vocabulary.

Joe: I hope those refugees don't come in my neighborhood.
Matt: We're supposed to call them evacuees.
Joe: Oh my bad.

by xzybit October 26, 2005

Great personality

It means she is fat or really ugly.

Trust me, she has a great personality

by xzybit July 23, 2004

hoe hop

Type of Hip Hop/Rap music where the rapper primarily talks about all the bitches and hoes he got in his stable. Primary format of the BET uncut lineup.

Lil John, Cash Money artists, ah hell, ALL rap is pretty much hoe hop now.

by xzybit January 21, 2005

Fema

FEMA stands for:
F-uck
E-very
M-inority
A-merican

Example? Just watch the news and see how much fema fucked up in N.O!!

by xzybit October 01, 2005