xzybit's definitions
Hairstyle worn by Black females, usually short on the sides and piled high at the top, often in outrageous styles.
by xzybit August 24, 2004
Get the Ghetto Crownmug. Fat. Term used by just about every fat chick who ever placed a personals ad. Since the AVERAGE size for women is a size 14, fatties rejoyce in glee when they can use this instead of BBW.
by xzybit February 16, 2005
Get the averagemug. Lighting in a video game that has no apparent source for the light to come from. Its like going out on a bright day, but not being able to find the sun in the sky even though the surroundings are brightly lit. Dead Rising on XBOX is a good example.
by xzybit June 24, 2007
Get the ghost lightmug. Obese creatures that can be found on mobility scooters in supermarkets that were originally meant for people with real handicaps (No legs, paraplegic, elderly over 70, etc).
Sorry ma'am, we don't have a scooter available. Its the first of the month and all the scooter hippos just got their welfare check.
by xzybit September 22, 2004
Get the scooter hippomug. The theory that if you take any video footage, even involving great tragedy, speed it up and play Yakiddy Sax in the background, it will be funny.
When they showed steve irwin's funeral re mixed using the Benny Hill theory, i busted a gut laughing.
by xzybit September 15, 2006
Get the benny hill theorymug. Tattoos worn by gangsta thugs, their girlfriends or anyone who represents the urban underclass. Usually shoing representation for some hood, randon oriental ramblings, cats paws on breasts, etc.
by xzybit July 14, 2004
Get the Ghettoomug. Whenever a woman commits 100 percent of her time to her job and career and doesn't make time for a significant other, she basically has a "jobsband". Common with childless females with multiple degrees on the wall, a good paying job that she works 90+ hours a week and no spouse to share her life woth.
by xzybit December 4, 2017
Get the Jobsbandmug.