Definitions by xzybit

hoe hop 

Type of Hip Hop/Rap music where the rapper primarily talks about all the bitches and hoes he got in his stable. Primary format of the BET uncut lineup.

Lil John, Cash Money artists, ah hell, ALL rap is pretty much hoe hop now.

hoe hop by xzybit January 21, 2005

Ghetto Curtains 

Bed sheets, towels, or anything other than REAL curtains used by niggas living in the project s to cover their windows.

Shermika had some ghetto curtains with snoopy on them hanging in the window.

Ghetto Curtains by xzybit January 20, 2005

fat cousin 

Usually an overweight female relative or friend you can call on to beat up another female for you, since being a dude, you can't do it yourself without looking like a total turd, no matter how much that she deserve it.

That bitch of an ex girlfriend trashed my Vette. I think I will give my fat cousin a call.

fat cousin by xzybit January 14, 2005

daddy issues 

Whenever a female has a fucked up relationship with her father, or absence of a father figure during her childhood, it tends to spill into any adult relationship they embark on, usually to the chagrin of any poor male in their life.

Geez, I come home one minute late and my old lady wants me to sleep on the couch. She has some serious daddy issues.

daddy issues by xzybit January 14, 2005

Project Pekingese 

An extremely ugly looking hood bitch, usually characterized by having a smashed in scrunched expression like she just whiffed the funky panties she has on. They typically are very short in stature although they can weigh upwards of several hundered pounds.

Man, did you see that Project Pekingese D'aunte brought to the set last night?

Project Pekingese by xzybit December 17, 2004

Pancake Bottom 

A flat ass. Also "white girl butt".

Opposite of apple bottom

That girl got a pancake bottom.

Pancake Bottom by xzybit November 23, 2004

Turd Book 

Home made log book carried by police officers out in the field used for recording contacts with potential evil doers and criminals. Sometimes called a field identification logbook.

When you go to spooktown, always bring your turd book.

Turd Book by xzybit October 20, 2004