xzybit's definitions

average

Fat. Term used by just about every fat chick who ever placed a personals ad. Since the AVERAGE size for women is a size 14, fatties rejoyce in glee when they can use this instead of BBW.

SWF, 30 average in size looking for an eating partner.

by xzybit February 16, 2005

Fuck Fight

A 2 sided rape. When both parties fight for the dominate sex position.

Jim: I want to be on top!!
Kelly: No, I want to be on top!!
Jim: FUCK FIGHT!!!

by xzybit April 25, 2008

ghost light

Lighting in a video game that has no apparent source for the light to come from. Its like going out on a bright day, but not being able to find the sun in the sky even though the surroundings are brightly lit. Dead Rising on XBOX is a good example.

Damn ghost light, are programmers to lazy to code a damn sun??

by xzybit June 24, 2007

fat girl glitter graphics

The glitter graphics used by fat chicks on myspace, blackplanet or any other blog in place of their photo in their profile, usually of some shapely generic girl shaking her ass.

Fat girl glitter graphics are the rage on myspace.

by xzybit November 8, 2006

Cripple Stool

The handicap toilet stall. Same as Cripple Crapper

"The cripple stool is the Cadillac of toilets" Larry the cable guy.

by xzybit May 15, 2005

cop stache

The style of mustache that was popular back in the 80's and made semi famous by Robert Redford, but nowadays worn primarily by police, usually corrupt or asshole ones.

Rule of thumb: The bigger the cop stache, the bigger the asshole he is.

by xzybit March 8, 2006

zatfig

Deceptive term used in personals by females, usually meaning "F A T".

Zatfig female seeks same.

by xzybit July 23, 2004