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Definitions by xtrava

Noob Cannon 

Weapon that is extremely easy to pwn with, or is ridiculously lame to use because it probably fires nuclear missiles at the opponent.
Counter Strike: "That fucking awp whore should put that noob cannon down and then try getting kills."

Call Of Duty: "Err lol how about you don't use a gun which has a million bullets with little to no recoil?!" - referring to the PPSH.

Etc etc.
Noob Cannon by XtRaVa October 12, 2005

star trekking 

Two in the pink, two in the stink. Live long and prosper.
I star trekked your mother...
star trekking by xtrava July 15, 2005

Mantissa 

Blowing your load between a ladies breasts
I gotz me sum mantissa wit tat biznitch fa sho.
Mantissa by XtRaVa November 24, 2003
That biznitch is the biggest hoe, slut, slag, slapper, and tramp I've ever fucked from behind
Tramp by XtRaVa November 24, 2003

Shit-rag 

Toilet paper (usually used)
That biznitch missed the shitter hole and left his shit-rag on the floor!
Shit-rag by XtRaVa November 24, 2003

Tents up 

Having an erection, usually the one in the morning after waking up.
(On a camping holiday after waking up in your sleeping bag next to your girlfriend)

You) Tents up
Bitch) Well no shit
You) No I mean I got a big fat boner, now fucking suck it
Tents up by XtRaVa November 24, 2003