Definitions by x BILKO x
She-Penis
An extremely large clitoris resembling a tiny penis. This is frightening to most men, particularly when it becomes erect.
Tactical Dan
A military term for a person or soldier that buys a bunch of cool looking but useless combat related gear, in a misguided effort to make them a better soldier or their time in the field easier. This person may or may not also be a PX Ranger.
Whoa, look at the Tactical Dan over there. His rifle and pack look like they had a threeway with a swiss army knife. I'll bet that asshole leaves half that shit in the field on day 2.
Tactical Dan by x BILKO x September 24, 2016
E-tool
An entrenching tool, E-tool, or trenching tool is a collapsible spade used by military forces for a variety of military purposes. Survivalists, campers, hikers and other outdoors groups have found it to be indispensable in field use. Modern entrenching tools are usually collapsible and made using steel, aluminum, or other light metals.
Teriyaki Chicken
What once was a wholesome and delicious chicken breast with boundless culinary potential, destroyed by overcooking then smothered with a sickeningly sweet substance that is an insult to Japanese cuisine.
Teriyaki Chicken by x BILKO x September 17, 2016
Hook Up or Die
A game played usually by a group of men who are far from home. The group will deliberately travel to a bar or club, without arranging for a hotel or other accommodations. They must only rely on their "hook up" abilities to secure a place to sleep for the night. This is typically played in the wintertime, due to the higher stakes involved in a fail.
Chuck: Bro, I the boys in the car and a full tank of gas. We're heading to Louisville, you coming?
Steve: Sounds cool, who you staying with?
Chuck: Hook up or die mutherfucker.
Steve: Challenge accepted, lets ride!
Steve: Sounds cool, who you staying with?
Chuck: Hook up or die mutherfucker.
Steve: Challenge accepted, lets ride!
Hook Up or Die by x BILKO x September 16, 2016