Refers to either the vagina of an infertile woman or a vagina that does not function properly due to lack of sexual drive, physical trauma or anatomical anomaly.
1) Sally and I have tried for years to have kids, but I guess she's just got a broken taco.
2) That bitch got a broken taco and don't put out for shit.
3) After the rape, Jennifer's broken taco was never the same.
4) That asian chick I was seeing had the broken taco and I couldn't get up in it, her shit was weird as hell.
2) That bitch got a broken taco and don't put out for shit.
3) After the rape, Jennifer's broken taco was never the same.
4) That asian chick I was seeing had the broken taco and I couldn't get up in it, her shit was weird as hell.
by x BILKO x September 03, 2016
Get the Broken Taco mug.After sex, standing over the other person pissing all over them and the bed, then diving out the window immediately never to return. This typically involves a smashed window, although the window could be open.
Dude, I saw you left with that troll from the bar last night - you hit that!?
Yeah bro, but after I blew my load i made a Golden Getaway.
Savage, nice save.
Yeah bro, but after I blew my load i made a Golden Getaway.
Savage, nice save.
by x BILKO x August 23, 2016
Get the Golden Getaway mug.A game played usually by a group of men who are far from home. The group will deliberately travel to a bar or club, without arranging for a hotel or other accommodations. They must only rely on their "hook up" abilities to secure a place to sleep for the night. This is typically played in the wintertime, due to the higher stakes involved in a fail.
Chuck: Bro, I the boys in the car and a full tank of gas. We're heading to Louisville, you coming?
Steve: Sounds cool, who you staying with?
Chuck: Hook up or die mutherfucker.
Steve: Challenge accepted, lets ride!
Steve: Sounds cool, who you staying with?
Chuck: Hook up or die mutherfucker.
Steve: Challenge accepted, lets ride!
by x BILKO x September 16, 2016
Get the Hook Up or Die mug.Refers to the semen created when a man is masturbating and ejaculating at the crux of a heightened emotional state, most typically involving crying.
Ricky: Hey Tara, I was thinking about you last night and I blew an emo load. I really think it brought me closer to you.
Tara: You're not supposed to call me, I thought the restraining order was pretty clear you fucking psycho.
Tara: You're not supposed to call me, I thought the restraining order was pretty clear you fucking psycho.
by x BILKO x September 24, 2016
Get the Emo Load mug.When two females share intimate feelings over the phone together, otherwise know as chick talking. The purpose is to build to emotional climax, possibly culminating in an emo-phonegasm as evidenced by tears.
by x BILKO x October 10, 2016
Get the Phone-Scissoring mug.Because we used to be in love, Murder Jerking is the only way to get my head straight when dealing with my ex.
by x BILKO x September 07, 2016
Get the Murder Jerking mug.1) Kevin's all sournuts over his team's loss yesterday.
2) Don't get all sournuts because we're going to KFC instead of Tacobell.
3) Read em' and weep, aces over eights! What's wrong sournuts, you broke now?
2) Don't get all sournuts because we're going to KFC instead of Tacobell.
3) Read em' and weep, aces over eights! What's wrong sournuts, you broke now?
by x BILKO x September 03, 2016
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