hot pink guitar

The best kind of guitar.

Robert needs a hot pink guitar.

by wysiwyg August 12, 2004

Indentured Monkey

An incompitent employee working at the check out line of a store.

"That indentured monkey gave me the wrong change!"

by wysiwyg January 09, 2004

Samwise

Frodo's nanny. Without him, Middle Earth would be fux0red.

Sshhaarree tthhee llooaadd!

by wysiwyg August 14, 2004

tuesday is coming

Did you bring your coat?

From "Rejected Cartoons" by Don Hertzfeldt.

by wysiwyg August 12, 2004

pite quassibly

"Quite possibly" made funny by an annoying crapnut who screwed up while talking.

Pite quassibly the best revenge.

by wysiwyg August 12, 2004

United States of America

The World's Scapegoat.

America's a pretty big place, and its full of all different kinds of people everywhere you go.

We're just a bunch of normal people living in a counrty with a messed up reputation and a mighty big spotlight for a mighty small man.

People will be people, wherever they live.

by wysiwyg August 13, 2004

shitwit

From the makers of shit-for-brains and nitwit comes... SHITWIT!

"f0k u shitwit."
"...get a life, dude."
"no, shitwit."
"whatever, loser."
"SHITWIT!!"

by wysiwyg January 12, 2004