Indentured Monkey

An incompitent employee working at the check out line of a store.
by wysiwyg January 09, 2004
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Gucker

A person who isn't all too special or is of little importance; a background person.
"Nobody really showed for the party, just a couple guckers."
by wysiwyg January 10, 2004
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United States of America

The World's Scapegoat.

America's a pretty big place, and its full of all different kinds of people everywhere you go.

We're just a bunch of normal people living in a counrty with a messed up reputation and a mighty big spotlight for a mighty small man.
People will be people, wherever they live.
by wysiwyg August 13, 2004
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despie

A word normally used on the Neopian RP boards, meaning "desperate."

A despie usually tries to make their character perfcet, and usually sickeningly attractive, often in an attempt to get an online lover.
Jazmyne had bright blu eyes, she loox to be anbout 8teen, but she duz not kno her real age becuz her parents died b4 she waz born. Jazmyne has magic powers, is single & looking. she is about 18. her hair is golden blond and it is very pretty, she is a soccerplayer and she is a cheerleader but she h8ts preps.
by wysiwyg March 27, 2004
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crotch monster

A hungry midget that lives in your buttcrack. He eats your pants, which causes murphs and wedgies.
Ivan, the crotch monster's eating your shorts.
by wysiwyg May 15, 2004
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thunderbunny

1. Someone who is very enthusiastic or energetic. Also refers to a person who is horny and/or kinky.
2. A magic rabbit that can fly and shoot lightning out of his eyes.
1. Yeah, John was being a real thunderbunny last night.
2. Thunderbunny burned down the village! Pizah!
by wysiwyg February 16, 2004
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nostradamus

"Nostradamus, you were (a little) ahead of your time,
in the 1500's
you were thinkin' about '99

Nostradamus, were you a prognosticator
or just a lucky guess generator?
How did you know so much?
Did the aliens talk to you?
Did you come from the future and why?
Cuz you were a super cool
future tellin' kind of guy."
-The Nostradamus Song by Katie
by wysiwyg February 19, 2004
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