wysiwyg's definitions

el diablo

The coolest man since anything ever.

Kittens... Fuzzy kittens... Cute, fuzzy adorable kittens... They are no match for... EL DIABLO!!"

by wysiwyg February 18, 2004

crotch monster

A hungry midget that lives in your buttcrack. He eats your pants, which causes murphs and wedgies.

Ivan, the crotch monster's eating your shorts.

by wysiwyg May 15, 2004

the pope

Master and Commander of the Pope mobile.

To the bubblecraft!

by wysiwyg February 17, 2004

de1337

When something that used to be underground and/or 1337 goes mainstream.

Only the real origional fans feel that the band (or whatever) has been de1337ed. Everyone else pretends that they were the origional fans and that the band (or whatever) is still underground and that they are so badass for knowing about it.

Avril de1337ed my tie.

by wysiwyg August 12, 2004

Gucker

A person who isn't all too special or is of little importance; a background person.

"Nobody really showed for the party, just a couple guckers."

by wysiwyg January 10, 2004

badgers

Highly intelligent mammals that have formed a utopia in my sock drawer. Soon I will drop the bomb on them.

badgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgers..mUUushrooOm, MuUshroOom!..badgersbadgersbadgersbadgers

by wysiwyg February 16, 2004

pite quassibly

"Quite possibly" made funny by an annoying crapnut who screwed up while talking.

Pite quassibly the best revenge.

by wysiwyg August 12, 2004