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newspaper (verb) 

newspapered, newspapering

Verb

To create (a note, letter, or written message) partially or entirely from pieces of text or images taken from different sources, especially to conceal the creator's identity.
The ransom note was newspapered together using magazine clippings.

newspaper (verb)
the guy who said "" doesn't mean anything is a lil bich
"" by wtf do I write in here bro December 3, 2024

time capsule 

Here's a time capsule from 2024

FUUUCK HOW IS THIS STILL OVER CHARACTER MAX LIMIT AAAAAAA

screw it I'm migrating some of these over here

Minecraft is uh.. not doing the greatest right now it definitely used to be better (bite me)
time capsule:

uh.. something about a toilet I think?? Toilet man??????? uhhhh skibidi yes yes?? Oh! There's some camera guy.

Is skibidi like a new furry thing or something? Like a skibidi fetish?? You like dressing up like electronics??????

uh.. gyatt was it? I think it means ass

ahh means ass as well I guess

something about uhh fandom tax.. I guess fandom is taxing its users now

rizz is short for charisma or something but I don't understand why they didn't spell it riss like do you see a z ANYWHERE in charisma?? I suppose American English would've probably changed it to charizma by now if it was consistent. (Yes I'm shaming American English screw you)

I hope plant vs zombies improves itself but I know it won't and that just hurts my soul

something about ai I don't know we'll all die

hit that dislike button so no one sees this like way too early because it'll be really awkward

lil bro is a phrase I think I don't really know what it means buuuuut I see it sometimes.. rarely

popularMMOs my beloved ;(

I don't think saying "please dislike this" Would work so I'll do something to FORCE you to dislike this HAHA

suuuusssss sussy baka suuuusss *dabs epikly* haha trolled!! TROLLED!1!!!!! You're sooo suusssy hahaha uwu *nuzzles u cutely whilst dabbing like a big pro* haha soooo sus AMOGUS yeeet *default dances over ur dead corpse epikly*

I nearly died writing that so say thank you for such dedication to this
Using this is seen as immature. It gives off the same energy as "shit" but it's said by people below the age of ten.
Jim: 我吃大便

Bob: 你... 啥??????

Jim: 很好很好吃 是你的大便 救命!我要去医院!!!!

Bob:救你的屁 我不会帮你 你是一个大傻瓜

Jim: 妈的! 我要爆炸向炸弹一样了!!

editor's note: You have no idea how painful it was going back and forth from english keyboard to Chinese keyboard. There's definitely a better way, but I'm way too lazy to find it so here's your little story that you can translate or whatever.

Popularmmos

A past arc that could make a grown man cry
Bob: Hey Jim! Why are you crying?

Jim: I just watched through the popularmmos crafting dead series

Bob: Oh..

Bob sheds a tear

Librarby 

That one time when your local library had a typo and was spelled librarby

It's all happened to us at least once before. Don't even try to lie
Jim: Let's go to the librarby

Bob: You mean library?

Jim: Haha! No, I meant librarby because that's what our library is named! I win, Bob. I WIN!

Bob: Actually, if you meant that, your sentence should've been "Let's go to Librarby"

Jim: FUCK

You're mom 

What you say to your mom.
Jim: You're mom

Jim's mom: Yeah I know that you retard.