大便

Using this is seen as immature. It gives off the same energy as "shit" but it's said by people below the age of ten.

Jim: 我吃大便

Bob: 你... 啥？？？？？？

Jim: 很好很好吃是你的大便救命！我要去医院！！！！

Bob:救你的屁我不会帮你你是一个大傻瓜

Jim: 妈的! 我要爆炸向炸弹一样了!!

editor's note: You have no idea how painful it was going back and forth from english keyboard to Chinese keyboard. There's definitely a better way, but I'm way too lazy to find it so here's your little story that you can translate or whatever.

by wtf do I write in here bro August 13, 2024

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This phrase terrifies me to my very core because of one IGP video. It's this video about a subway train and somewhere at the end, the speaker that usually repeats the same phrases over and over again suddenly says a single very very unnerving loOk beHind youuu and Jesus Christ it scared the absolute hell out of me and IGP like AAAAAAA

Me: wow this video is pretty spooky

Speaker: ...police have investigated the murd- loOk beHind youuu

IGP: YO WTF

Me: YO WTF (but I'm more terrified)

by wtf do I write in here bro July 16, 2024

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