wpk914's definitions

mehtheist

one with no religious preference, and has no plans to get one. in short, they really don't care. they also don't care what religion you are.

So, you're Catholic. That's fine. I'm a mehtheist myself.

by wpk914 October 31, 2010

anti-ho

someone who has a very small knowledge of sex or sexual things/jokes. this can be due to a personal naievity or being overly protected by his/her parents.

can be found in as low a grade as sixth grade and can be found through high school.

THE FOLLOWING OCCURS AT SOME RANDOM HIGH SCHOOL AUDITORIUM

Speaker: ...And so, if you do have sex, remember: wear a condom. any questions?

Girl: What's a condom?

Guy: Jesus, she's such an anti-ho.

by wpk914 March 19, 2010

Avatar

Released in 2009, this sci-fi epic was heralded at the time as a marvel of film making, and even though the story is admittadly average, the special effects and immersion of the 3D more than made up for it. The film was nominated for many awards, including the Best Picture, Best DIrector and technical Oscars. It sweeped all the technical Oscars, but lost to The Hurt Locker in both of the above categories.

It's been about a year, and all the people who said that Avatar was the best movie of all time and that it changed their lives have gone back on their statements, choosing to bash the film's mediocre story. Why is this? Probably because of the deluge of 3D films, like Clash of the Titans and The Last Airbender. However, if you go back and watch the film (3D or not) it's still as entertaining as ever.

-1 Year ago-

Mike: Dude, I just saw Avatar. I swear to God, that movie changed my life!
Jim: I know! the 3D was awesome and the story made me really care about the enviroment!

-Now-
Mike: Yeah, Avatar was awful.

Jim: Yeah, who cares if it was pretty? The story was completely awful!
Me: Hypocrites.

by wpk914 November 10, 2010

porn peeve

something that occurs in pornographic films that irritates the viewer, sometimes to the point of non-arousal. a porn peeve can be something trivial (like clothing) or something major (such as a specific actor or a trite scenario)

Example 1:

A woman could be being TP'd while fingering two other women, but if she still has those heels on from the acting scene before, I can't get aroused. Shoes on during sex is my porn peeve.

Example 2:
I can't get aroused when watching a porno with Sasha Grey in it. She's my porn peeve.

by wpk914 December 3, 2010

phoner

when someone thinks you have a boner, but really it's just your phone in your pocket

Jim was the party foul when Sarah thought he had an erection. But really, it was just a phoner.

by wpk914 February 13, 2010

gmilf

Grand Ma I'd Like to Fuck.
A spin off word from the term MILF (Mom/Mother I'd Like to Fuck).

Although less common, a GMILF often is more exciting than a standard MILF.

Jenna and her mom are okay looking, but it's granny who's REALLY hot. She's such a GMILF.

by wpk914 February 14, 2010

guitar hero trip

a drug like state in which objects seem to begin floating up, caused by excessive guitar hero or rock band.

After beating One on expert, I went upstairs and experianced major guitar hero trip.

by wpk914 January 15, 2010