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a show on the science channel (although it was originally on the discovery channel) about things going horifically wrong, as told through archive footage from camcorders and security cams and the likes. the show is hosted and narrated by ron pitts, who has the easiest job in the world (give in intro and an enthuthiastic narration of an explosion).
regular events on the show:
explosions
speed boat wrecks
car/motorcycle crashes
stunts gone wrong
solid show that provides good bursts of half hour entertainment.
regular events on the show:
explosions
speed boat wrecks
car/motorcycle crashes
stunts gone wrong
solid show that provides good bursts of half hour entertainment.
I was flipping through the channels the other day and came across an awesome explosion. Intruiged, I stayed on the channel, and heard the enthuthiastic narration of Ron Pitts, confirming that this was, in fact, Destroyed in Seconds. I watched for the next twenty minutes, intruiged by the premise of destruction.
by wpk914 November 8, 2010
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by wpk914 October 31, 2010
Get the mehtheist mug.the basics of heavy metal music. required learning for anyone wishing to listen to or play heavy metal. metal 101, if you would
Some Examples:
Master of Puppets and Reign in Blood are two of the best albums ever.
Black Sabbath are the grandfathers of metal.
Linkin Park is not metal. They are alt pop.
Nu Metal, like all metal subsets, is full of good music.
If you go to a metal show, there will always be a smell of weed in the air. It doesn't necissarily have to come from you, but it will be there.
Say "Up the Irons" for Iron Maiden.
Don't try to list all the subsidiaries of metal. You will be counting forever.
Some popular subsidiaries include: Death Metal, Thrash Metal, Nu Metal, and Power Metal.
It can always be much louder.
There is no one dominant instrument. Even bass is important. Don't believe me? Listen to For Whom the Bell Tolls by Metallica.
Hair Metal isn't metal.
Not all good metal is European.
Dethklok is both a real and a fake band.
Not all metal is about death. Just most of it.
Double Bass always sounds cool.
Songs that are slow are ok as long as they pick up at some point.
You can growl, scream or sing. It's up to you. It isn't up to the subsidiary. I've heard death metal bands with clean vocals.
Don't call yourself a metal head if all you know is "One" from Guitar Hero III. Do some research.
Metal is a great form of expression. Just remember to have fun.
These are all fundametals.
Master of Puppets and Reign in Blood are two of the best albums ever.
Black Sabbath are the grandfathers of metal.
Linkin Park is not metal. They are alt pop.
Nu Metal, like all metal subsets, is full of good music.
If you go to a metal show, there will always be a smell of weed in the air. It doesn't necissarily have to come from you, but it will be there.
Say "Up the Irons" for Iron Maiden.
Don't try to list all the subsidiaries of metal. You will be counting forever.
Some popular subsidiaries include: Death Metal, Thrash Metal, Nu Metal, and Power Metal.
It can always be much louder.
There is no one dominant instrument. Even bass is important. Don't believe me? Listen to For Whom the Bell Tolls by Metallica.
Hair Metal isn't metal.
Not all good metal is European.
Dethklok is both a real and a fake band.
Not all metal is about death. Just most of it.
Double Bass always sounds cool.
Songs that are slow are ok as long as they pick up at some point.
You can growl, scream or sing. It's up to you. It isn't up to the subsidiary. I've heard death metal bands with clean vocals.
Don't call yourself a metal head if all you know is "One" from Guitar Hero III. Do some research.
Metal is a great form of expression. Just remember to have fun.
These are all fundametals.
by wpk914 September 6, 2010
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Man 1: Dude, can I play Plants vs. Zombies on your iPad?
Man 2: No way! You'll smudge your greasy fingers on the screen!
Man 1: God, you're such an iPaddict.
Man 2: No way! You'll smudge your greasy fingers on the screen!
Man 1: God, you're such an iPaddict.
by wpk914 July 8, 2010
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I was told there was going to be cake at this party. But I guess everyone lied to me so I would come.
by wpk914 May 14, 2010
Get the cake mug.an awesome hip hop group that emerged onto the scene inn 1981 (ish) when they remixed Aerosmiths rock classic Walk This Way, thus making them popular among african americans, but also white people. Ahhh unity. Anyway, the group released a few more hits then faded off the charts. Then, in 2002, the group's DJ Jam Master Jay was shot and killed. The group disbanded in his honor.
If you know the lyrics to Walk This way (Aerosmith), then you know the lyrics to the Run DMC remix. They're the same, except to one the lyrics are rapped.
by wpk914 April 14, 2010
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1. Guy:aw, dude, i dont listen to metallica any more because they sold out with enter sandman.
2. Guy: holy shit, enter sandman is the greatest song EVAR!!!111!!!
3. Guy:enter sandman? oh yeah, i remember that from the black album.
2. Guy: holy shit, enter sandman is the greatest song EVAR!!!111!!!
3. Guy:enter sandman? oh yeah, i remember that from the black album.
by wpk914 March 29, 2010
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