word jockey's definitions

Foodivate

Adj. To motivate with food

Today I am going to foodivate my son to do his math homework.

by Word jockey June 4, 2020

My corona

Back in the 80's there was a song called My Sharona. My Corona is a rhyming take off of that song. Along with the You Tube of the song "My Corona"

Hey did you see that song on YouTube song called My Corona Its a riot. It sounds familiar some how though. I have heard my parents my parents humming that tune and I know they don't listen to or watch You tube.

by word jockey April 14, 2020

blowing coat

hen your pet is shedding prodigious amounts of their coat during a seasonal change say from winter to summer.

my house is COVERED with cat hair this time of year because my cat is blowing coat.

by word jockey July 5, 2019

dicksand

When a woman finds her self in a relationship only for the great sex she is caught in dicksand

Jenna really doesn't like this guy but she says the sex is amazing and cant stop seeing him because it's the best sex of her life. Yea but he is such a lowlife how can she put up with him? She is caught in dicksand.

by word jockey June 8, 2016

Tongue and groove

A carpenters reference to cunninlingus

He is a real tongue and groove expert. He was in the office going down on the Project manager at lunch and she was REALLY loving it.

eating at the Y, Eating your honey, eating her out,

by word jockey October 25, 2015

black-hacker

a small contraction of "black hat hacker" Computer hackers who write code and or viruses that are malicious in nature and intended to do harm and destroy things.

Crap now I have to think up an even longer more complex password Password 123 just isn't safe any more it seems.
Fricking black-hackers are really making the world a crappy place

by word jockey April 16, 2015

Drink This over

Sort of like "Think this over" only with diminished decision making faculties. Usually poor decisions come from this course of action. The act of making a decision fueled by booze.

Gee let me see... You want me to come to your hotel room and get naked with you. Let me drink this over a minute will you. Ok... whats the worst that can happen.

by word jockey April 11, 2015