Definitions by word burgler
Double Dipped Dumbass
Someone who is not satisfied being merely stupid, but doubles down on it. To do two stupid things in a row.
"Did you hear about that double dipped dumbass in Florida that filmed himself driving like an idiot, causes a four-car pileup, gets injured, and while in the hospital posts the video, which the police use to arrest him?"
Double Dipped Dumbass by word burgler May 8, 2018
Sluice Bidet
Cleaning one's nether regions by dipping said regions in a stream of running water, such as a creek or a storm drain on a rainy day.
"Dude, I had to take a dump, but couldn't find any TP, so I went out to the creek and did a sluice bidet."
Sluice Bidet by word burgler March 4, 2015
simulbation
An engineering activity, where a system is simulated using software that encourages repeated iterations of the simulation. The simulation activity is its own reward, and may never result in a completed design.
Hey, are you ever going to finish that project, or are you just going to keep simulbating it? I'm tired of this endless simulbation, just finish the design!
simulbation by word burgler November 27, 2014
procktail
Hey bartender, I'd like a Sidecar served in a turkey baster, I'm in the mood for a procktail!
I want a quick buzz, make me a Dirty Martini with Vaseline-covered olives so I can take it procktail style!
I want a quick buzz, make me a Dirty Martini with Vaseline-covered olives so I can take it procktail style!
procktail by word burgler November 27, 2014