word burgler's definitions

Sluice Bidet

Cleaning one's nether regions by dipping said regions in a stream of running water, such as a creek or a storm drain on a rainy day.

"Dude, I had to take a dump, but couldn't find any TP, so I went out to the creek and did a sluice bidet."

by word burgler March 4, 2015

manducate

To educate with a manly twist. Verb form of mansplaining.

“What the fuck bro, what were you thinking? Manducate me.”

by word burgler January 25, 2022

Vampunization

Biting the neck and drinking the blood of someone who just received a vaccination shot. Performed by Vaxpires and with moderation, to avoid lethal exvaxguination.

"Romania announced a bold plan to accelerate vaccine distribution today: only 10% of the population will receive the shot, and the rest will gain their immunity through vampunization."

by word burgler March 7, 2021

Autoirontic

When someone is amused at how they're being cleverly ironic, but no one else gets it. Almost always triggered by significant alcohol consumption, when the imbiber becomes convinced they're cross-channeling Socrates and Robin Williams. Some unfortunate souls have been known to suffer from this condition permanently - avoid making eye contact with these people.

As the night of drinking went on, Joe eventually cleared the bar of all his friends but he didn't seem to notice. His autoirontic banter kept him laughing at his 'witty' observations all on his own.

"Do we have to invite Joe to go out drinking with us? Two cocktails and he gets autoirontic, and I'm tired of having to put up him thinking he's being funny and insightful - it's embarrassing"

by word burgler June 26, 2018