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Definitions by woobledoo1978

shneedle 

A shneedle is penis.
It comes from the German word Schniedel
My shneedle is bigger than yours ... Suck my shneedle, biatch
shneedle by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005

bitchbashing 

When you are in a bad mood and frustrated you go bitchbashing which is nothing but beating whores up at night. After that you feel relaxed and go home in peace.
A: Damn, s.o. pissed me off at work.
B: Me, too. So, what's the plan for tonight?
A: I'm going to do some bitchbashing! Wanna join?
B: Hell yeah, let's beat those whores up real bad!
bitchbashing by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005

silicon valley 

An area with at least 2 women with huge fake breasts
Little Joe: Hey dad, can we go to silicon valley this afternoon?

Dad: No kid, not again. We've visited grandma and aunt Sally already twice this week!
silicon valley by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005
When s.o. is trying to piss and nothing comes out he yells at his dick 'p diddy' or 'p you little diddy'
Come on! p diddy! p! Give it to me! p, damn dick!
p diddy by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005

pimp my ride 

When your wife isn't good in bed you might want to take her to a pimp who shows her what it means not to be good in bed.
man: yo! pimp my ride!
pimp: yeah, i'm going to pimp your ride real bad. she won't be able to walk for 2 days after that.
pimp my ride by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005

Pipe Cleaner 

Women who like to suck dirty and smelly penises.
A: Man, you should take a shower. You stink!
B: I'll take one later. My pipe cleaner is waiting next door
A: Oh, I didn't know. Hey, can I take a shower real quick? I'm going to meet my bitch in 30 minutes and she doesn't like smelly dicks at all!
B: WTF! That biatch next door is doing it for free. Why wasting all that water. Let her clean your pipe!
A: Sounds like a plan :)
Pipe Cleaner by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005
Three Legged Freak.

A moron whose penis looks like a 3rd leg

(A 3LF is neither country nor color related!)
Mrs. X: Hey sis, that homie overthere has a long schlong!!!
Mrs. Y: Yeah, I know him. He's a complete moron though
Mrs. X: Daaaamn, I hate 3LF's
3LF by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005