A: You're a nice couple. May I join?
B: No, thx but I'm not into double g
or
A: Wanna gimme some double g?
B: I don't mind
C: Yeah let's do it
B: No, thx but I'm not into double g
or
A: Wanna gimme some double g?
B: I don't mind
C: Yeah let's do it
by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005
A: Man, you should take a shower. You stink!
B: I'll take one later. My pipe cleaner is waiting next door
A: Oh, I didn't know. Hey, can I take a shower real quick? I'm going to meet my bitch in 30 minutes and she doesn't like smelly dicks at all!
B: WTF! That biatch next door is doing it for free. Why wasting all that water. Let her clean your pipe!
A: Sounds like a plan :)
B: I'll take one later. My pipe cleaner is waiting next door
A: Oh, I didn't know. Hey, can I take a shower real quick? I'm going to meet my bitch in 30 minutes and she doesn't like smelly dicks at all!
B: WTF! That biatch next door is doing it for free. Why wasting all that water. Let her clean your pipe!
A: Sounds like a plan :)
by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005
Three Legged Freak.
A moron whose penis looks like a 3rd leg
(A 3LF is neither country nor color related!)
A moron whose penis looks like a 3rd leg
(A 3LF is neither country nor color related!)
Mrs. X: Hey sis, that homie overthere has a long schlong!!!
Mrs. Y: Yeah, I know him. He's a complete moron though
Mrs. X: Daaaamn, I hate 3LF's
Mrs. Y: Yeah, I know him. He's a complete moron though
Mrs. X: Daaaamn, I hate 3LF's
by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005
by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005
When you are in a bad mood and frustrated you go bitchbashing which is nothing but beating whores up at night. After that you feel relaxed and go home in peace.
A: Damn, s.o. pissed me off at work.
B: Me, too. So, what's the plan for tonight?
A: I'm going to do some bitchbashing! Wanna join?
B: Hell yeah, let's beat those whores up real bad!
B: Me, too. So, what's the plan for tonight?
A: I'm going to do some bitchbashing! Wanna join?
B: Hell yeah, let's beat those whores up real bad!
by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005
by woobledoo1978 February 15, 2005
Little Joe: Hey dad, can we go to silicon valley this afternoon?
Dad: No kid, not again. We've visited grandma and aunt Sally already twice this week!
Dad: No kid, not again. We've visited grandma and aunt Sally already twice this week!
by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005