18 definition by woobledoo1978

A shnoozee (also shnoozy or shnoozey) is a male person who is over 30 years old and still living in his parents small house where he gets food and stuff for free. His mother sings the 'old mac donalds had a farm' song every night and he falls asleep with his thumb in his mouth.
He also asks his parents if he can stay out a little longer than 10 p.m.

His parents don't really care but accept the way he is.

It's just someone who refuses to grow up and get a real life.
Shnoozee: I gotta go home. It's 10 p.m. and I couldn't get my parents on the phone to let them know where I am and when I come home.
Female: Gee. You are 34. Are your parents more important than me?
You are such a shnoozee! I'm done with you!
by woobledoo1978 February 12, 2005

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A shneedle is penis.
It comes from the German word Schniedel
My shneedle is bigger than yours ... Suck my shneedle, biatch
by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005

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Three Legged Freak.

A moron whose penis looks like a 3rd leg

(A 3LF is neither country nor color related!)
Mrs. X: Hey sis, that homie overthere has a long schlong!!!
Mrs. Y: Yeah, I know him. He's a complete moron though
Mrs. X: Daaaamn, I hate 3LF's
by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005

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When your wife isn't good in bed you might want to take her to a pimp who shows her what it means not to be good in bed.
man: yo! pimp my ride!
pimp: yeah, i'm going to pimp your ride real bad. she won't be able to walk for 2 days after that.
by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005

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A friend of Val Kilmer
Val Kilmer: Where are all my val pals
by woobledoo1978 February 14, 2005

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People from Asia are called slitters because of their eyes
He must be from Asia. Look at his eyes. That dude is a slitter.
by woobledoo1978 February 10, 2005

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